Re: A MINI JIHAD

tx_max_king wrote:

On Sep 26, 9:18 am, "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlm...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

tx_max_king wrote:

There are no homosexuals in Iran.

What do /you/ call sucking Al-Lah's *** five times a day?


lazinenss and sloth. Too fucking busy with the next
world to do anything significant in this one.
I've always been kinda grossed out how they bend
over and smell each others stinkin' assholes 5 times daily.
I mean they stink anyway, then to have to face the ass farts
seems cruel and unusual punishment on God's part.
This is the same way they pray in Iran,
so I conclude they're all closet gays.
At least Christians have pews between them (PU).
Jews on the other hand stand up and head bobble.


It merely makes sucking somebody else's "heresy" rather than "sodomy."
Think about it.
If you dare...

No, I know who seD it; maybe the whole world does by now.
Trouble is that the Pope and every Council of Bishops seZ the same
thing and always have. They just use too many words for the monkey
to figure out.


Gay bashing is a religious obsession with Muslims and Christians.
Yet the Muslim guys are always kissing each other (twice) and
they can poopie hole the little boys but dare touch
or look at a woman and you are camel dung.


Because women are the property of the Ruling Council.
Somebody (I wasn't paying attention) reports that Mamas Imadimjihad has 80 wives, which may be how the deer and the antelope play, but even baboons don't attempt more'n seven (usually three).
Figure: it leaves 78 men with nobody to *** but each other, and one with his goat.


And the Christian church has a new minister/priest loves boy
story every day. At least the pervish Greeks were honest
about their pedophilia. Christians and Muslims prefer to
'repress the feelings'. Thereby creating more pervs and neurotics.

I caught a TV ditty last night on the promotional poster for the
San Fran gay festival. It's a parody on the the picture of the last
supper.
Why the gays have to smear their doo doo in the face of Christians -
I don't understand. Are there not any gays that are Christian?
I would think so. Do all Xtians believe homos are perverse?
Again I think the answer is no.

What's also funny is how all the gays support each other
as if anything goes. They troop in parades like they are proud
of each other no matter how mentaly decrepit the others are
in the parade. Their parades are the the largest collection of
neurotics, losers, mentally deranged and confused humans on
the planet. Granted there are a few that may exhibit half a brain
but the other half is usually blinded by the genital obsession.


Any parade is a form of ***, q.v., and is commonly used as a weapon in fact and reference. With a head-start like that...


Personally, I'm a firm beliver in the Sexual Androgyny Theory
(my own theory of course). Based on hemaphrodites, I feel
we are all actually spiritually androgynous. What makes us
male or female is the balance of Testorone and Estrogen at birth
and which way the XY chromosome decides to tick.
Homosexuality can be attributed to the hormone balance
(if you hear the whore moan, you're doing allright) or
imbalance. Of course it could also be attributed to
your past life. You may have been a different gender
last time around and your stint this time around is just
sorting it out. Another cruel joke from the gods, I guess.


"A little bit of cowardice" is a worse one.
Like being "a little bit pregnant," it causes a lot of the rest...


I am a firm believer in the Church of Mary Magdalene.


Good. We practice it here...
Ain't all Sweetness and Light, why it was expunged from the Canon.


Achieving and teaching enlightenment is the most
important teaching of Christ. All the salvation, confession
and resurection stuff was just to confuse the lame.
God is such a joker.

Max
(heaven and hell are here and now)


Gen.1:6-8, yes.

If you dared write like that above as a matter of routine, you'd be fine around here mostly.
You usually get all fucked up trying to speak in other people's symbols, and sail right off the edge. Then you add volumes of corrections, and readers even of medium ability don't appreciate having their time wasted.
And Jesus did little more than prove that sarcasm doesn't survive print.

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