Re: New Insult Thread

Rob wrote:

In message <44aa67f1$0$14069$5a62ac22@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Vera <veralexi@xxxxxxxxxxxx> writes


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<44a993bc$0$2016$5a62ac22@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Vera
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>TO MY FAVOURITE TROLLS
>
>Please address insults to me on this thread.
>
>It is time we stopped tampering with David Rutkowski's
>good name.
>
>And where is this gentleman?
>
>
>On another subjectL:
>
>I remember Dr John Couper saying (thoughtfully): 'English is
>a living language'

Well I just pray the school didn't let you take it home and feed it for
the weekend.

Rob - the person who wrote the above sentence. You wrote the rest -
hope this helps.

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Rob Evans


Rob--

A chook*, scratching on dirt, would make more sense than your
above comments!


My guess would be that you speak poultry fluently. However, I'm happy to help you with this brave new world of English.

Comment one implied that if English were a living thing, you would not be competent to look after it. It derives from the custom in certain primary schools in the UK and US of letting a child take school pets home for the weekend to encourage his or her sense of responsibility.


Near spit my keyboard at it, but I couldn't say so in front of her until she seD "Duh..."


Comment two was to help you work out which bits in the thread were written by you and which were written by me. This service was performed because in another thread, you seemed incapable of distinguishing between the bits contributed by foul-mouthed Poor Tom and the bits contributed by myself. I think you are an idiot and I was trying to ease your comprehension burden.


Are you on drugs or alcohol?


Is this a staple diet you relate to? It would be nice to have something other than stupidity to account for your communication skills.


It can't be, sad to say. Geeg points out that she accuses Duckery, e.g., of having /no/ language for being drunk, and others of having to get drunk to /have/ language.
One suspects she's never actually experienced alcohol in any form or amount.
Which necessarily makes it another subject on which she's the World's Greatest Authority, there being no hint of actual knowledge to challenge whatever Dogmas she has Heard Somebody Say about it.


Rob
(who suspects that chook is Australian for a hen even when it's not laying)


Not to mention its being more commonly (i.e., around the Atlantic) a Caribbean/Gulf game fish.

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