Re: Amazon shopping


That's probably what was on my mind.
After losing a bunch of weight they've gone a bit further south.
judi



This is for you:
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's
head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of
a
brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects
were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteenyears, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my
eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
Bud


Oh my godesses! I am wetting my pants right now!
I already do my ke...I don't know how to spell it but they're obviously not
working.
So what's the cure for that?
judi


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