Re: Anne Perry= convicted murderess!


> >>I think we'll have T'pring this thread to a close. It started off clever
> >>but now it Sarek. Time T'Pau out gracefully
> >
> >
> > I suspect grace will have nothing to do with it.
> >
> > John P
>
> Yes, it Will...:)
>
> Jim Barker\
> BARKER DESIGN and ILLUSTRATION\


And may I have the last word.

Joan
Golfing Women

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her
lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He
reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
Jaysus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."






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