O.T. Police One-Liners
- From: "curmudgeon" <briticanlankey@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 19:59:55 -0600
"Your life is not my fault."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"That says POLICE, not taxi!"
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"You can't outrun a radio."
"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Someone, somewhere is practicing. If you're not, and someday, if you
should meet, you will lose."
"Every dog has it's day. Good dogs have two."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't
have."
"If it's worth stopping, it's worth writing."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
"Law enforcement is not a spectator sport."
"I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
"You might beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride."
"We don't hire cops in this department, we hire common sense and make
cops from it."
"Your arrest. You catch 'em, you clean em."
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