"Libberish"

I thought this was kind of amusing.
-Rich

http://trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm#Baby:

Abortion: Post-conception contraception. That divine Democratic
sacrament by which Liberal women can secretly expunge their bodies of
the inconvenient results of their own licentious promiscuity. By
sweeping their love affairs and irresponsible drunken rutting under
the rug, Abortion elevates women into the ranks of the gods, deciding
who will live and who will die. It shows the world that women have a
greater claim on the lives of their children than do the children
themselves, that the Unborn are mere property, like slaves (or
furniture). In the Liberal world, Women are the smartest, wisest,
most caring creatures in the cosmos, so when they turn on their own
offspring and kill them, it must be a brilliant, compassionate
decision, not to be questioned in any way. Those Conservatives who
arrogantly maintain that Liberal women are shameless tramps (who view
sex as mere recreation instead of procreation) and sleazy whores who,
once maddened by their fear of pregnancy, labor and delivery become
cowardly killers, destroying the most defenseless, vulnerable creature
they can, the innocent child in their womb (the blameless child who
can't even run away from the murderous grasp of its own mother), those
Conservatives (most likely Christians) are the real extremists.
They're bastards from Hell who just want to punish Democratic Women
for having fun. They don't understand that it's a good, holy thing
when Democrats kill the unborn. C

Activism: The noble pursuit of saving the world by destroying the old
Capitalist structure and replacing it with the new Inclusive
Redistributionist paradigm of Utopian Global Governance. Insofar as
Liberals know best about everything, they must save the world from
itself wherever and whenever it moves too dangerously toward Free
Enterprise (the enemy of the People). Activism promotes Utopianism,
the lack of Activism lets the world backslide into Profitseeking and
Exploitation. The flow of human events must be pushed forward into
the Utopian future, not backward into the dark ages of Conservatism.
Activism is the work of heroes, those selfless troopers in the war for
men's minds. The activists of today are the Liberal saints of
tomorrow. C

Affirmative Action: The assignment of labor in accordance with color
and gender quotas. A remedy for the historical discriminatory
practices of the illegitimate white patriarchal majority. A true
economic expression of white cultural guilt. Giving women and
minorities their proper place in a true Inclusive Third Way Society.
Undermining the traditional economic role of the white male
oppressors. Creating a national economic profile that "Looks like
America." Repaying the slaves for past cultural crimes against them.
Affirmative Action is the most minimal effort the Guilty White Society
can make to compensate for its past sins against Women and Minorities:
giving economic opportunities to people because of their historical
race and gender victim-status. (see Victim; see Victimology) C
Baby: The Fetus in your womb that you intend to keep. C
Bigotry: A term of righteous derision (equitable with Intolerance and
Hatred) which usually means: A deep seated dislike of those people who
are "different" from you. This difference can be one of color,
gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, health, income, social
standing, race, weight, intellect, height, etc. When someone
disagrees with the social agenda of any political Identity group, it's
because of bigotry. The accusation of Bigotry is an all-purpose smear
because there are so many Identity issues that no one can help but
offend someone. In fact, in the course of a normal life everyone
inevitably makes remarks that can be called insensitive many years or
decades later. These remarks can then be dredged up as proof positive
of (what else?) Bigotry.

It's important to note here that Liberals, no matter how vicious and
hateful, cannot be Intolerant or practice Bigotry. Liberal Hate
Speech is not Hate Speech. It's Free Speech. Intolerance of what
Liberals perceive as Intolerance is not intolerance. Liberal Bigotry
against White Men, the Rich, Conservatives, Corporations, and the
whole host of Liberal enemies is simply not bigotry. It's called
"Fighting the Good Fight." It's the Struggle. More accurately put,
it's Good Hate. C

Capitalism: The most loathsome sociopolitical monetary philosophy in
all human history. Capitalism allows the clever and sneaky among us
to exploit the valuable labor of the poor and become undeservedly
wealthy through a process specifically designed to keep the People
grubbing around in literal Serfdom while the Economic Royalty
prospers. Created by White Supremacist European Patriarchs,
Capitalism (and the vile worm in its heart, Logical Positivism) is the
slave owner's dream come true: Billions of laborers working day and
night to fill the coffers of a few shifty, underhanded bastards at the
top of the social ladder.

Everyone knows that the natural resources of the planet are owned in
common by the all People of the World. One person can't take a Profit
without depriving someone else of their fair share. Capitalism
distributes property and funds in an unjust, unfair manner, leaving
destitution and starvation in its wake.

However distasteful it seems to the Leftist mentality, Capitalism is
politically entrenched (if only for the moment) in all our lives. The
goal of Liberalism must shift (temporarily) from the utter destruction
of Free Enterprise to the "New Democrat" strategy of using the means
of Capitalism to accomplish the goals of Socialism. This is the
origin of Third Way Parliamentary Redistributionism. C
Christians: The Liberals' greatest competition for the heart and soul
of the World. Without a doubt, Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary
Utopianism is a secular humanist political religion. It has it's own
saints (like FDR, Martin Luther King Jr., JFK, Karl Marx), it's own
miracles (Food Stamps and Welfare which parallel the Loaves and
Fishes; The famous Liberal Bleeding Heart parallels the Christian
Stigmata); it has its own beatified celebrities (Princess Diana and
JFK Jr.), and most importantly it has its own apostles (like the
Leftist media writer-pundit types and the Teachers' Unions) who spread
the Gospel of Liberalism every day in every informational venue.
Obviously Christians and Christianity get in the way of this Holy
Crusade. Not just because they make Liberal Moral Relativism look
bad, but mostly because they compete with Liberalism for the control
of the Public Mind. There are no two more diametrically opposed
social/spiritual perspectives, and each wants to dominate the entire
planet.

To win this battle, Liberals must forcibly eject Christians and
Christianity from the schools and every other public place so that
Liberalism can fill the subsequent vacuum. Christians must be
insulted and reviled at every opportunity as dangerous gun-toting
superstition-driven extremists dedicated to bridging the separation
between Church and State, shoving their values down the throats of The
People. Even God must be demonized. The Liberal agenda must be
taught in the schools in order to wholly take over the affairs of
State and governance. Christianity must be destroyed. (Note:
Black Christianity is 99% Multicultural Liberalism, and therefore
immune to the intense hatred reserved for White Christianity.) C
Community: That tightly-knit amalgamation of one or many gay, black,
feminist, Hispanic, asian, native American, and other victimological
groups who hate their position in the economic structure of the United
States and intend to shame their oppressors at the top into giving
them, free of charge, the kind of lives for which others have had to
labor for decades to achieve. C

Compassion: The single most efficient weapon in the Leftists'
arsenal. Armed with Compassion, the Liberals have rescued four
generations of black Americans from the unfair demands of employment
and marriage. From behind the shield of Compassion, Liberals have
taxed this evil country into near-oblivion; for decades they've
hounded and derided our most profitable businesses, finally driving
them overseas in search of freedom from the Democrats' constant hatred
of achievement that passes as Compassion for the poor. The logical
foundation of Redistributionism is Compassion: we must help the poor
by giving them the money of the rich. It makes no difference
whatsoever that none of the Liberal solutions have ever fixed anything
(usually creating more and more problems in their wake), because as
long as those Liberal social programs are rooted in Compassion, people
who refuse to work for their own wealth will always vote Democratic. C

Conservatives: The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish,
vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean
spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth. They hate
everyone and everything. Completely without value or Compassion,
willing tools of the International Business Community, they exploit
and ruin everything they touch. They'd force people to live by
working, force women to bear and raise inconvenient children, force
old people out onto the streets to starve. They would turn back the
course of history and create a worldwide medieval fiefdom with Rich
Fat Cats lording it over a polluted planet of serfs. They'd put
criminals in jail, or execute them just for fun. They want to see
burning piles of homosexuals in the public square. They want to
re-enslave Women and Minorities. Conservatives are murderous,
destructive Nazis. C

Corporate America: The true enemy of The People, Corporate America is
a tiny but powerful monolithic Special Interest group comprised of the
most evil creatures ever to live: the Fat Cats. Buckminster Fuller
called them "Merchant Princes," and they own the whole world. But
their ownership is totally illegitimate because the means of
production must reside in the hands of the numerous Proletariat, and
not the few evil Bourgeoisie. Corporate America creates the misery of
the impoverished majority, then trades on it for the worst element in
the Cosmos: Profit. Resources must be distributed freely, not for
the benefit of rich white men who have raped and the polluted the
entire planet, enslaved the women and people of color, deprived the
impoverished masses of opportunities, and prevented the redistribution
of Wealth so necessary to the success of the masses. Corporate
America is evil, plain and simple. It must be destroyed, replaced
with employee-owned profit-sharing companies. The Fat Cats should be
killed. C

Corporate Welfare: Immoral tax breaks and cushy sweetheart Government
contracts for the most vile element of our society: Capitalist
Corporations. While our inner cities rot, while our children starve
in the streets or kill each other for drugs, while Injustice prevails
throughout the land, untold billions of dollars are given to the
Sadistic Fat Cat Corporate Vampires who already have too much money.
How much misery could be alleviated if we spent that money on the
Victims of America instead of the Victimizers? Where is our
Conscience? The People need that money right now!! Down with
Corporations!! No more Corporate Welfare!! C
Corruption: The inevitable, despicable result of Free Enterprise
intermingling with Republican White Male Supremacist Politicians; Fat
Cats working in collusion with Patriarchal Oppressors to produce a
society where the poor lower classes are victimized by the Greed and
Profit-Taking of the illegitimate achiever class. Money, the bane of
the proletariat, can ruin even the best of intentions. Idealism
spoiled by avarice is rampant in the Government: Corporate lobbyists
actually write the legislation, then bribe the Conservatives to
engineer their immoral special interests into the public law (which
should be used to destroy the Fat Cats, not empower them).

Corruption is a uniquely Republican crime. No matter how much money
the Leftist Sociologists take from Hollywood Elitists, Chinese
Communists (in exchange for nuclear weapons and missile technology),
Labor Unions, or Feminist and Gay bundling groups, Democrats are never
called corrupt. These contributors are noble Third Way Sympathizers
who give freely to those decent Liberals who need millions to fight
the good fight on behalf of the poor and disenfranchised. No matter
how many Democrats are statutory rapists, perjurers, thieves, ex-cons,
drug addicts, killers, quezmos, embezzlers and adulterers, they remain
uncorrupted by the billions that flow into their lives. They are the
Crusaders of Socialism, above reproach. C

Crime: Those lamentable but fully understandable illegal actions to
which the Poor People are driven by the White Wall Street Fat Cats who
won't give them enough money to buy the kind of lives they deserve.
The People commit crimes when they've been driven mad by poverty,
deprivation, economic inequality, and social abuse. Women and
Minorities, the Poor, and other Victims never commit crimes because
they're bad people. We must "understand" them. Only white men are
bad people, and from them alone flows all crime. C

Date Rape: A self-delusionary excuse for abortion (created by the
Institutional Feminists) which allows girls to go out on the town with
the boys of their choice, have a fun (and often drunken) evening, have
sex with that very boy, come up pregnant, then get an abortion based
on a claim of rape that does not have to be reported to the
authorities or proven in a criminal court. If a girl can convince
herself that her inconvenient pregnancy is a product of a new category
of rape (but a rape nonetheless), then she can destroy the child
without feeling like the cowardly murderer that the Conservative
Extremists would have her believe she is. Many nice young men have
had their reputations ruined by the accusations of young Liberal women
who didn't want to bear their child (and so cried rape to justify an
abortion). And so it should be. Men are patently evil, and women,
despite their natural perfection, are no more than sexual targets for
male predators, and should not be forced to bear the offspring of such
gender based crimes of lust and power. Innocence ruined (by Date
Rape) should be Innocence restored (by Abortion), and that's that. C
Diversity: The essential "biology and behavior as culture" reasoning
which serves as the foundation for the political theory known as
"Inclusion." Because gender, skin color, sexual preferences, social
behavior, and political needs are immutable, genetically determined
traits, many kinds of specific behaviors (like homosexual pedophilia
and abortion) are thought to be the "culture" of their practitioners.
There's the culture of Homosexuality, Feminist culture, African
American culture, etc., a separate culture for each sub-species. Each
culture must be "included" as an important member of the Liberal
Parliamentary Utopia so their specific needs can be incorporated in
The Law. To ignore Diversity is a race crime (see Reparations),
because Inclusion requires that no one be rejected or ignored;
however, this principle of Diversity does not apply to Republicans,
Christians, gun owners, Capitalists, or straight white men. They're
the enemies of Diversity, so no inclusion for them. C
Drugs: The plague of the poor and the joy of the wealthy Democrats.
While ghetto dwellers kill each other over drugs and drug money,
Hollywood elites and everyday Democrats consume drugs by the ton. The
War on Drugs is the single most efficient Liberally designed drug
supply program ever invented. It jails the poor Liberals and empowers
the rich Liberals.

Drugs are wonderful. They accelerate the mind, opening fresh vistas
of creativity and deep new insights into life. Unfortunately, drugs
are illegal. If the day to day Liberals want to keep taking drugs,
then someone else will have to get busted. The Poor, they're the
scapegoats who are busted to protect the rich drug users at the top of
the party (like Ted Kennedy and Marion Barry). As long as the
Democrats continue to use drugs, the Poor will continue to fill our
drug jails. C

Equal Access to Opportunity: The notion that jobs, housing, seats on
Corporate Boards, placement in Colleges and Graduate Schools,
memberships in country clubs, etc., be disbursed as evenly to blacks,
women, and any other legitimate victim-group as they are to white men.
These hard-earned victories of life are described as "Privileged
Opportunities," and people of little accomplishment are said to have
been deprived of those very opportunities by a Corrupt and Bigoted
social infrastructure. People in the lower classes are just as smart
and clever as are the upper class folk, and they're entitled to the
chance (opportunity) to interact and compete with their Oppressors as
equals. Regardless of their circumstances or so-called
"Qualifications," America must accept it's victims into the economic
and influential upper echelons of culture where they can indoctrinate
society with Victimology. C

Equality: Sameness. Sameness of income regardless of position in a
company; Sameness of neighborhoods, each with the right proportional
balance of race, gender and sexual preference groups; Sameness of
value, each person no better or worse than any other, each equally
precious; Sameness of wealth, everyone well off but no one richer
than anyone else; Sameness of politics, everyone a Politically
Corrected Third Way Multi-Plural Sociologist Liberal, every other
point of view a crime. Sameness as defined by the Left is the model
for a perfect Global Liberal Utopian Citizen, proud of the fact that
he's no better than anyone else. If he's below this standard, he's a
Victim and must be helped. If he's above this standard, he's an
Oppressor and must be made poor, brought down to the level of his
Victims. If he refuses to comply with his own disenfrenchisement, he
must be demonized and then utterly destroyed. C

Extremists: Anyone who disagrees with the Democrats in any way. The
Democratic cause (International Parliamentary Sociologist
Redistributionism) is such a perfect, noble, almost holy goal that
anyone who opposes it in any way is certainly a monster. These
monsters include: Gun owners and gun advocates; Fat Cat rich people;
International Businessfolk; the Military; White Protestant Christians;
Anti-Abortionists; Heterosexual Activists; the Boy Scouts;
International Corporations; Republicans and Conservatives; the
Business Community; Morality-based ethics; Achievement-based Elitism;
Selfishness, Greed, and a whole host of erroneous notions based on the
success of the individual instead of the success of the Sociologist
Government. Those who oppose Liberalism are evil, they must be
destroyed. C

Fairness: The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate
pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government
enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the Constitution insists that
people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist
Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that
they achieve equally. "Inequity equals Iniquity," and if people
achieve unequal results in their pursuits of life, it's because social
crimes are being committed, crimes which have to be corrected through
the pursuit of Fairness. Underachievers and Overachievers must be
equalized, the Poor must be made Rich, we must pretend that the stupid
are smart. It's not enough to be created equal, we must obtain equal
results from life. It's only fair. C

Fetus: The Baby in your womb that you intend to abort. C
Free Speech: The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which
Liberals may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and
hate. The Third Way Sociologists' dream of Worldwide Fascist
Liberalism is too important to risk in a fair battle of facts, so
Liberals must disguise their intentions with every semantic veneer and
smokescreen possible to make their cause appear just and benign.
Because their goal is so essentially noble that it cannot be
threatened by the disgusting character of their leaders, Liberals must
simultaneously hide the faults of, and utterly destroy the enemies of,
those high placed crusaders of the Faith. Lies, obfuscation, denials
of criminal behavior, slander, physical threats, the re-defining of
basic grammatical concepts, Politically Corrected language,
disinformation, hysterical ravings, revised history, verbal bullying,
and the informational pollution known as "Spin" are all pressed into
the Liberal's service under the rubric of "Free Speech." From behind
this shield, every vile and unethical language crime may be
perpetrated on behalf of the Leftists' agenda. Bile and venom and
vitriol are not Hate Speech if perpetrated by Democrats. They're Free
Speech. C

Freedom To / Freedom From: The ideal social circumstances in which
Liberals, all people, even the whole world ought to live: With the
Government's permission to do the things they like, and the
institutional power to repel the things they don't like. Examples of
the Freedoms To include: The freedom to have sex with anyone or
anything you please, including children and pets and toys, even in
public, as an expression of art and love; The freedom to heap endless
verbal aggression on anyone who doesn't agree with your politics;
Freedom to destroy any inconvenient young person while simultaneously
demonstrating for the rights of convicted murderers; and Freedom to
decide what's right and wrong according to one's preferences of the
moment while calling any other opinions "rigid and archaic;" In short,
the freedom to creatively live life in whatever unrestricted manner
you choose, with the full funding and approval of the Worldwide
Libertine Redistributive Communal Authority: International
Liberalism. Freedoms-From include: Freedom from Religion, God, and
religious principles in general; Freedom from Starvation; from
Christianity, Christians, and their Moral scrutiny; Freedom from any
negative criticism of any kind; Freedom from authority, arrest, and
police brutality; from discomfort, from failure; Freedom from
Capitalism, work, Racism, Sexism, Homophobia; from Fear and Economic
Insecurity; from Poverty; Freedom from the prehistoric Ethics of
Monogamy, Fidelity, and Honesty; Freedom from any restrictions of any
sort. C

Government Funds: Those trillions of dollars which appear magically
in the coffers of the Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian
Government as a consequence of its dearly held obligation to do good
in the world. Socializing the planet is very expensive, and these
funds (which may once have been the property of the Oppressors) are
put into the service of that noble goal. Liberalism has its own
agenda, and the taxpayers have no claim on their own money. They are
of no consequence to the Democrat's cause. Their money belongs to the
Liberals, and to their dream. C

Greed: The immoral desire to gleefully accumulate vast personal and
corporate Wealth by depriving the Poor of the money they so
desperately need. Wealth is a natural resource, like air or water,
and everyone is equally entitled to a fair share, but no more. Those
who amass more than their fair share are literally stealing it from
others (and thereby committing a social sin). Greed is an economic
crime, and it should be punished severely, preferably by death. C
Guilt: "Backwards Causality"-based responsibility for the past. The
evils of today cause the evils of the past. Today's racists are to
blame for yesterday's slavery. Victimological History is created by
current inequities. The past is spun worse and worse with every
passing moment that the Liberals don't get their way; the horrors of
the past are amplified by every refusal to knuckle under to Third Way
Sociologist Fascism. Upon each new anti-Liberal transgression is
heaped the stain of an ever more evil History until everyone who isn't
a Liberal has committed every crime since the beginning of time. In
this way, the enemies of Liberalism regenerate eternally from one
generation to the next, inspiring each successive generation of
Leftists to hate our common History more and more. C
Guns: The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They
have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by
themselves. People, unless they're white men (who are born killers),
are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an
insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in
any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal
accident).

But the most dangerous facet of guns and gun ownership is this: With
guns, Conservatives and Republicans, White Supremacists, Christians,
and Racists can defend themselves against the Liberal Activist
Government and its Utopian goals. These enemies of the Sociologist
Pacifist Multiculturalist Parliamentary Utopia can actually resist the
Leftist-engineered flow of future history. Conservatives can actually
kill the Liberal Sociologists who come to arrest them for being
Politically Incorrect. Oppressors can defend themselves against their
own victims, and that's no good. Only the Liberal Utopian Government
should be allowed to have guns, so it can kill those enemies of the
State who dare resist the self-evident wisdom of Liberalism. C
Hate: The single core psychological element present in the heart of
every single person who is not a Liberal. Anyone who disagrees with
the International Fascist Feminist Liberal Parliamentary model of
Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism,
White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the
Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry,
Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks,
Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity,
Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives,
Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc.,
they're all branches of the same singular tree called Hate. Hate
perpetrated on the People to keep the evil Cultural Overlords in
power.

The only way to destroy this omnipresent hatred is to Out-Hate it, to
angrily drive it from the face of the Earth. By this logic, the
Democrats can launch the most hateful pre-emptive attacks on their
political enemies and still remain immune to charges of being
hate-mongers themselves. Their own Hate is Good Hate. C

Hate Speech: Any negative or critical view of Liberalism, its goals,
its core constituents, or its activities no matter how radical,
outlandish or arbitrary. Any display of self-defense against any
assault from the myriad of Leftist cause-groups. If the Homosexuals
accuse you of Intolerance, anything you say in your defense is Hate
Speech. If you claim that Affirmative Action is a mistaken policy,
that's Hate Speech. If you question the Compassion of Welfare, that's
Hate Speech. Even Christian prayers are Hate Speech aimed at
non-Christians.

Conservative by nature, Hate Speech is the opposite of Free Speech.
Hate Speech is a political crime, and it should be punished with jail
or death. Hate Speech is the Republicans' weapon of choice in the war
of words. C

Heart: That single element of love held in common by each and every
human being (except Conservatives, Republicans, and Capitalists) from
which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the
downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth
itself. The Liberal heart bleeds for those who are denied the
decadent freedoms inherent in a Worldwide Utopia. People without free
housing, food, education, or health care tug at the Liberal
heartstrings, creating the need for legislation to redistribute the
assets of the Wealthy Fat Cats to where this Heart tells us it will do
the most good. The "Least Among Us" must be rescued from the
inequities of Free Enterprise. C

Homophobia: The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to
convince the American Public that homosexuality is really cool.
America is so evil that the acceptance of Homosexuals is the only way
that it can rid itself of it's curse of cultural guilt. Homosexuality
is wonderful, and anyone who thinks otherwise must be punished by
exposure to it 24 hours a day, in public. Children must be made to
welcome the advances of Homosexuals; only in this way can the future
come to love Homosexuals as much as they love each other. C
Homosexuals: Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who
were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own
gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us
the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are "different"
(yet not really different at all). They challenge us (and lead us) to
explore alternate lifestyles which may very well pleasure us more than
our current pedestrian sexual appetites. There's a whole universe of
new sensual delights out there just waiting to be discovered, if we
could only shed our heterosexual taboos and join those hardy explorers
in their endless pursuit of new forbidden pleasures.
Homosexuals are special, delicate beings. More sensitive to the
deeper threads of physical fulfillment and immune to traditional
sexual guilt, they sail the inner ocean of profound sensation for its
own sake, unbridled by shame or guilt.

Homosexuals represent the Libertine wing of the Democratic Party, the
lusty, socially disobedient half of the Liberal heart. Sexual
experimentation opens the door to new levels of Pleasure, and the
Democratic Party is the party of pleasure; Endless bliss guaranteed by
the Government, without judgment or consequence. To this end, the
Democrats are led to new heights of "Special Rights (or more
accurately, Redundant Rights) Legislation" to protect Quezmos as if
they were an endangered species. The Left must safeguard its sexually
inquisitive heart at all costs. Sex is one of the core concerns of the
Democrats. From condom distribution to Abortion to Homosexuality,
Liberal sexuality must be woven into the law. C

( )-Americans: Hyphenated Americans are those people who want to
be American citizens while still displaying utter contempt for both
the country itself and the wholesome, traditional Americans who now
comprise the evil white Oppressor class. This dual-status allows the
self-defined Victim groups to actually be Americans while
simultaneously avoiding the endless abuse reserved for the
Unhyphenated Americans who they're free to hate (because of the
Hyphen). Dividing Americans conquers America. First come the Ethnic
divisions, then the economic divisions, then issues and accusations of
injustice and guilt, then the Struggle against Injustice. In just a
few steps, Americans are divided up into angry factions which accuse
each other of intolerable and unacceptable grievances. In this way
America is factionalized, broken into bitter, mutually intolerant
groups who attack each other ad infinitum, then require the Liberal
Activist Third Way Sociologist Government to referee the very
conflicts it's created. Hyphenating Americans is the old "Divide and
Conquer" game. It's worked very well. C

Identity: That basic political self which is allied with whatever
contemporary victim group one might choose to represent him-or-herself
to the Government as an injured party seeking economic redress from an
historically evil patriarchic culture. The use of political
Group-Identity permits each woman to claim damages for all the rape
and forced domesticity of the past; it allows today's black people to
claim that they were brought here against their will, bound in chains,
kicking and screaming. All homosexuals can claim that American
society beats and kills them because of who they love. In this way,
the crimes of history are pulled into the present where they still
plague each and every modern-day victim, who can then demand
compensatory protective legislation and/or economic restitution for
the money and respect they, through their predecessors' suffering, are
unjustly denied today. C

Immigration: The social tool with which Democrats undermine and
inevitably disenfranchise the Power and Wealth of the upper class.
Like a mirror image of the tactics used by the Allies to destabilize
German culture as punishment for World War Two, the Democrats stand
back and applaud as the American way of life is undermined by millions
of illegal foreigners who send money out of the country and disrupt
society with as many drugs and as much crime as possible. The
ever-evil traditional America deserves to be plowed into the land-fill
of history, it's streets filled with alien criminals. As long as
people like Ted Kennedy make TV and radio commercials which encourage
pregnant foreign women to sneak across the border and birth their
children in America (where they'll be citizens), then this noble goal
of "Capitalism crushed by the weight of foreign Socialists" will
certainly come to pass. C

Inclusion: The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority
Identity Groups is guaranteed; The assignment of political favors
according to the generally accepted visual and behavioral stereotypes
associated with gender, racial, and sexual Identity Groups. In
pursuit of the minority, gay, feminist, and ethnic "voting blocks,"
Liberals claim to represent the interests of all these Victim
Communities. To this end, PC thug organizations like NOW, NAACP,
LaRAZA, UAW, the AFL-CIO, the Teamsters, AFSME and NAMBLA line up to
be seen with Liberals in the hope that voters will believe that every
person of every stripe and perversity has a place in the Democratic
Party.

It's absolutely forbidden to point out that this is just Cosmetic
Diversity, that these different faces and genders are all
America-hating Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopians in the
first place, that there is no room at all for truly differing
opinions, no room for Intellectual Diversity. It's just as
semantically illegal to admit that Liberal Inclusion is Politically
Corrected Selective Inclusion. There's no inclusion whatsoever for
Gun Owners, Right-Wing Christians, heterosexuality advocates,
Republicans, Conservatives, Fat Cats, Corporations, Oppressors,
Multi-National Companies, or Angry White Men. They're the enemies of
Liberalism, and there are no seats for them at the Democratic table. C

Injustice: Systemic Inequality. Inequity equals Iniquity. When one
person has less than another, or when one person has more than
another, Injustice prevails. When one person is smarter, richer,
prettier, or happier than another, then the social scales are tipped
at an unfair angle, and it's up to the Government to set things right.
>From the plight of Women-and-Minorities to the sad medical state of
the poor, systemic inequality is a true social crime that's been with
us since the very founding of America. It's up to the Third Way
Sociologist Utopian Parliamentary Activist Government to equalize
everyone, to make everyone the same, to make each person an equal
citizen of a Worldwide Compassionate Liberally Corrected Enlightened
Parent State. Only then will Injustice join Capitalism on the
dung-heap of history. C

Intellectual Diversity: There is currently no such concept anywhere
in the Liberal Lexicon. C

Karl Marx: The father of the Struggle. Marx is the hero of Democrats
everywhere. He showed us the evils of Wealth and Profit. His hatred
of the business community is the model for all the hate that's accrued
in the Liberal heart down through the decades. Once Liberals
discovered that Socialist Hate would be tolerated (even encouraged) by
college teachers, the Washington Post, Boston Globe, Los Angeles
Times, CNN, in fact almost the entire spectrum of TV's news and
political departments, Hollywood stars, and millions of envious,
victimized Leftists on the street, the malignant contempt inherent in
Marxism rose like a mist into the American Democratic soul where it
festered into the omni-directional fire hose of rage against anyone
and anything normal and wholesome that we see today. Nowadays, anyone
who has the temerity to disagree with any Liberal cause of any sort
instantly incurs such venomous wrath that it's like the doors of Hades
itself have been thrown open to wreak vengeance on him. Reviled and
castigated as a Mean Spirited enemy of the People, a devilish
killer-Nazi (hell bent on destroying the Future), a bigot, a sexist, a
racist, Christian Right Wing Extremist, and a whole host of ever-new,
ever-creative invectives, slanders, and slurs, all designed to destroy
him, these charges will follow him around forever, reinforced daily as
they filter throughout the Democratic Network. Inevitably the lies
prevail and the person is disgraced, an eternal political pariah.
While Karl Marx is seldom publicly recognized as the undercurrent of
Democratic Party politics, his legacy of victimology-inspired "class
ethnic gender envy" -based Good Hate lives on, healthy and strong, in
the heart of today's Leftists. C

Looking like America: Cosmetic Diversity. The essential Liberal
assertion that your political power and interests reside in the color
of your skin and the configuration of your genitals. By this formula,
the Democrats need only surround themselves with Women and Minorities
to claim that Liberalism "Includes" all their different, diverse
voices and needs. In this way, the Democrats "Look Like America" in
stark contrast to the Evil Right Wingers who look like rich old white
Fat Cats. It makes no difference whatsoever that all the gender and
ethnic faces are Leftists as well, united in the crusade for
International Redistributive Utopianism. What counts is the illusion
of Politically Corrected Diversity, not real Intellectual Diversity.
Intellectual Diversity is the enemy of the Left. No Third Way
Sociologist is ever allowed to voice or think anything but the
standardized party line. C

Mean-Spiritedness: The single constituent quality common to all the
enemies of Third Way Sociologist MultiPluraLism. Anyone who says
anything negative about the goals of Liberalism is mean-spirited.
They're cultural criminals, irredeemable and unforgivable. Politically
incorrect, they hate everything good. They work toward a world where
there are no homosexuals, no promiscuity, no welfare, no minorities,
no free women, and no drugs. They promote evils like work,
heterosexual marriage, lower taxes, and traditional morality (all the
worst of human notions). Conversely, Liberals can never say anything
bad about anyone, Liberals are wonderful. C

Mentor: A seasoned, benign socialist who is willing to help a young,
underprivileged victim of Capitalism learn the ropes and tricks
involved with getting his own slice of someone else?s hard-earned pie.
C

Moral Relativism: Situational Ethics. The essential equity between
opposing moral and legal paradigms. Ethics are just an opinion, no
one person can tell any other what's right or wrong. Any sense of
propriety and honor can be politically adjusted to fit handily into
any current circumstance. If a Republican president lies to the
nation, he's a disgrace. When a Democratic president does the same
thing, he's defending the Constitution. If a Conservative cheats on
his taxes, he's a social criminal because his victims need that money
and he won't give it to them. When a Democrat cheats on his taxes,
it's because he's been systematically denied any other opportunities
to make more money (besides, millionaires cheat like crazy, so why not
go bust them instead? Let's be Fair, now).

Only the most vicious, zero-tolerance reaction is due when Republicans
stray. But when a Liberal get busted, every consideration must be
made to mitigate his act down to an accident or a misunderstanding. No
stone must remain unturned, every twist of logic and grammar must be
used in the cause of "Understanding" the crime in whatever manner
necessary to forgive it (along with the Liberal). Leftists are too
valuable to be considered bound by the law. They're above it, they do
whatever they please. C

MultiCulturalism: The single greatest political idea in all human
history. MultiCulturalism is the remarkable combination of Marxist
Socialism, American Leftist World-Saving Activism, 1960's Hippy
Libertinism, the envious Victimology of Women-and-Minorities, the
Redistributionist demands of the Poor, the Biology as Destiny argument
of the blacks and homosexuals, all linked by the "Government as
Social Engineer and Parent" vision of the Liberal Sociologists; It's
Fascism, Orwellian history revision, Managed Capitalism, and the Good
Hate of the Blame-America-First Progressives all rolled into one
magnificent cause: A Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Parliament
governed by an Enlightened, Proportionally Appointed body which
referees the petitions of each special political interest group
according to the immutable laws of Social Justice, dispensing
Politically Correct funds and creating an ever-better world in the
process. C

Nazis: Conservatives. Republicans. Anyone who is not a Progressive
Third Way Liberal. Any political identity group/party opposed to the
Democrats. The guilty world-wide economic achiever-class. C
New Democrat: The physical and semantic veneer applied to an old-time
sociologist Liberal attitude which sufficiently disguises traditional
Leftist Redistributionism as a market-friendly, Third Way moderate
social philosophy which wants to use the means of successful
Capitalism to accomplish the ends of Benign Utopian Socialism. A New
Democrat encourages Market success so it might be regulated into
traditional redistributionist social programs to help the very victims
that the old-fashioned Democrats created. A New Democrat is an old
Socialist with a new look and the same old goals: Che Guevara with a
shave and a credit card, Jane Fonda waving an American flag, Karl Marx
with a stock portfolio. C

Oppressors: White men. Rich white men, poor white men. Educated white
men, ignorant white men. White men with guns. Christian white men,
conservative white men, white men with short hair. Straight white men
with jobs and families. All white men, past present and future. Every
white man is a racist, sexist, homo-hating, arrogant white patriarchal
supremacist who has raped every woman, enslaved and then lynched every
black man, killed every Indian, and humiliated every homosexual all
down through history, from ancient Europe until now in America. White
men are guilty of every crime ever committed, if not directly, then by
causing their victims to commit them in frustration. No white man has
ever done anything good, and never will. He bears the guilt of his
heritage. If not for white men, war itself would not exist. The world
would be a global commune of universal equality. Food would grow
freely everywhere, it would be summer everywhere, and everyone would
be healthy and happy, tan and rich, though money would be gone. White
men keep Utopia from happening. The only white men of any dubious
value are Liberal white men who are graduates of the Hillary Bobbit
Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity, wherein guilty white men
emasculate themselves on behalf of their countless victim-groups whose
special interests the Liberal Activist government should place over
their own. (See White Men) C

Poverty: The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to
sufficiently redistribute the Wealth of the nation so every job, no
matter how simple, pays an upper middle-class wage. C

Power: Like air, and Wealth, Political Power is a natural resource
that springs from Nature itself. Power is a birthright, and everyone
is entitled to the same amount, no more. It can only be accumulated
by depriving other people of their fair share. (If Whitey has too
much, it's because Blacks have too little, etc.) Lack of Power causes
all the problems that plague the People. For the International Third
Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia to flourish, Power must be
redistributed from the Oppressors to the People. When the Victims are
empowered, Injustice will finally be conquered. It's incumbent upon
the Politically Correct Liberal Government to disenfranchise the Fat
Cats on behalf of the People. C

Privacy: Secrecy. Privacy is the fig leaf behind which the average
Liberal Leftist may commit all the crimes and perversions so necessary
to live out the contempt he or she feels for the system of normal
morality which the cruel and evil Christian American culture tries to
"jam down the throat" of the People. Behind the shield of Privacy,
all the favorite crimes of the Democrats abound: Statutory rape, de
facto Bigamy, Theft and embezzlement, Bribery, Investigation and
Intimidation, Murder and its cousin Contraceptive Abortion, Drugs,
Homosexuality, Sedition and Conspiracy, Slander and Information
Contamination, Sabotage, Adultery, and the rest. In the realm of
Privacy, there is no law, and therefore no crime.

In the end, no one should have to skulk around in the dark back alleys
of society to exercise their private pathologies. Society must allow
them to practice their beliefs in public. Because we can't condemn
them for what they do in private, they should be allowed to do it in
front of America's kids at the mall. C

Profits: One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits
are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the
Corporate Pirates who exploit them with no regard for their
well-being, who indeed laugh as the workers suffer. If not for
Profits, everyone would be economically well off, healthy and happy.
Redistribution of Profits is the only moral way to end the constant
abuse of the People by the Fat Cats. C

Racism: The Republican-engineered failure of Liberalism to
sufficiently socialize the American economy to where black success can
be measured solely by how much guilty white charity each black
receives. (note: Blacks cannot be Racists, Black Racism is an
impossible term.) See Social Justice. C

Redistribution: The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class
to their poor victim-class. Because the gap between the Rich and the
Poor is as wrong and immoral as it is wide, the solemn duty of the
Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopian Government is to take
money from the achiever-class and redistribute it to the perpetual
victim-class. In this way, the Rich are punished for their guilty
success, and the Poor are rewarded for their undeserved wretchedness.
C

Reparations: That sum of money legally due to today's blacks for the
crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history.
American history in particular (and the whole American culture) is one
big long race crime for which punitive damages are now in order.
Minorities, not the whites, built this country. But they never got
paid for their work. Their descendants are the beneficiaries of that
Debt even though the minorities of today are not (and have never been)
slaves, and have received in excess of 6 trillion dollars' worth of
social(-ist) programs and cash handouts for the last 40 years in a
failed attempt to eliminate the cruel Legacy of Slavery and equalize
the races. Today, only tens of trillions of dollars in cash will do,
enough to give every minority a lifestyle befitting his true nobility,
appropriate to his status as a victim of the 6000 year African
Holocaust. C

Rights: Powers, Privileges, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth
from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the
Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely
guaranteed by the Government, Liberals view the Government as the
eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can
imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing;
free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying
employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all
traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are
elevated to the noble status they've been denied all along.
Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish
these wonderful goals. C

Separation of Church and State: The anecdotal principle that
religious ideals must not be legislated into public policy. Democrats
use this imaginary notion to drive their real enemies (Morality,
Heterosexuality, Capitalism, Self-Reliance, Monogamy, etc) out of the
schools (especially the schools) and other public places so that their
own one true religion, Third Way MultiPlural Libertine Fascism, can
take the place of the evil White European Social Paradigm in the minds
of our children, and in the Law. Through the death of White
Christianity, the Crusade of Liberalism will triumph. C
Sexism: The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to
sufficiently Feminize American society to the point where Women run
the country by sheer dint of their statistical numerical majority.
Political power must be passed out by the Government according to
socially proportional numbers, and Women are more than 50% of the
population, requiring more than 50% of the power. A worldwide
Feminist Government is the female birthright, denied by the hateful
Conservatives who despise Women and want to physically abuse and
enslave them. Wonderful, all-knowing, all-caring and compassionate,
Women would build a Politically Corrected Inclusive Utopian Planet,
but the evil Nazi Republicans stand squarely in the way of this noble
future. C

Shame: Guilt. The self-loathing that the enemies of Utopia should
feel because of their greed and their insensitivity to Social Justice.
Republicans and Conservatives are so bloody evil that they can't even
see how bloody evil they are. There is no horror in this world that
doesn't flow from their lack of Social Conscience, so it's the duty of
every Democrat to heap Shame on every single Republican every single
day. They must be made to hate themselves, through endless Shaming.
"Shame! Shame! Shame On You!!" has been the constant Liberal mantra
for the last 50 years. The result is that, within the Democratic
constituency, Republicans and Conservatives are plainly seen as guilty
monsters who ought to loathe themselves but won't, preferring to
proceed with their terrible political war-crimes. C
Social Engineering: The finest pursuit of Government, the creation of
society. People, left to their own devices, make wrong choices and
inevitably become evil. Evil people create an evil society around
themselves. The Government, with its Liberal wisdom and power, must
engineer a society where Evil doesn't (and can't) exist, where Evil is
a crime. If Utopia is to is to become real, the People must be forced
to do the right things. Nothing can be left to chance. Bad
influences like Free Enterprise, Profits, Corporations, Special
Interests, Guns, Racism and Sexism, Christians, Conservatives, and a
whole host of other unhealthy Republican contaminants, must be
legislated out of existence for the good of all. These malevolent
forces must be replaced with the Redistribution of Wealth, Diversity,
Inclusion, Homosexuality, Moral Relativism, and International
Multiculturalism. Only a series of Progressive Liberal Activist
Social Engineering Programs can accomplish this noble goal. C
Social Justice: That wonderful principle which defines society as a
paint-by-the-numbers pastiche of equally entitled victim-groups who
should be deliberately included in the outer, larger society according
to their guilt-driven social demographic percentages, not by personal
achievement. Social Justice is the demand for a Numeric Parliamentary
Model of society based on "fairness," specifically "Political Identity
Fairness." Since blacks, women, and gays have been hurt by American
history, it only makes sense that adjustments must be made in the
American future to correct these ancient, systemic inequities. Social
Justice is the realization that some (all) liberal special-interest
groups deserve more than they?ve got (or earned), and that it?s the
role of Liberal-Activist Government to legally provide these people
with the lives they truly deserve by redistributing The Wealth from
the oppressor class to the victim class. See Oppressors and
Reparations. C

Special Interests: The evil Big Money concerns that fund the
Conservative and Republican hate-agenda. Oil, Guns, Alcohol, Tobacco,
Wall Street, the Pharmaceutical Companies, etc.; all the evil greedy
Capitalists who own the World and enslave the People. The Right is
wholly owned and controlled by these Special Interests, trying to
create a global Medieval society: Billions of serfs and only a few
MultiNational Corporations at the top, selling Death to the masses who
slave their lives away for those very Special Interests.
(Note: Leftist Special Interests are not called "Special Interests."
The Abortion community, the Quezmo community, the Social Justice
community, the Feminists are all called The People . They are the
true and good apostles of the Third Way Utopian Crusade, immune from
the Good Hate of the Democrats whose hope for the destruction of
America and Capitalism they share.) C

The Fat Cats: That small five percent of evil White Men who own
everything and keep everyone else poor. They set up the structure of
society so that Wealth does not trickle down to the noble masses, but
instead it trickles up to the Fat Cats where it collects in the hands
of the privileged few. The richest five percent are worth more than
all the other people in the world put together. These economic
bullies hoard the money that the lower classes need so badly just to
survive. By refusing to give their money to the People, they become
criminals, and as such it's okay to mount an unparalleled campaign of
Liberal Good-Hate against them. The Democrats have hated the Fat Cats
for a hundred years, calling them every vile name in the book,
hounding them with endlessly punitive progressive taxes, and finally
driving most of the major corporations offshore to countries where
they were heartily welcomed, not despised. Then the Democrats
demanded that they come back for more abuse. The Fat Cats have
hijacked and held hostage the world's Wealth for far too long. Wealth
belongs to the People, not to the Fat Cats. C

The Government: The most powerful political tool of all time. A
simple majority (274 votes out of a possible 546, including the
President) rules the land. Any Liberal, armed with the hearts and
votes of a mere 274 people, can push around 270 Million Americans as
if they were children. There is no substitute for the Power of the
Federal Government. Any agenda can be imposed on America (and
inevitably the whole World) if only a mere 274 politicians agree with
it and vote for it.

With Government, all things are possible. C

The Legacy of Slavery: The constantly hostile social (and economic)
environment in which black folks have found themselves ever since
Slavery was dissolved. This evil, white racist social infrastructure
is the sole explanation for "Black Failure in America." Crippled by
Slavery, the black folk just can't keep up without the very kind of
help that they're so despicably denied by an inherently White
Supremacist culture. Drugs, murder, alcoholism, crime, riots,
gambling, welfare, disease, immorality and such, have nothing to do
with it at all. White folks just don't do enough for black folks,
don't help them enough, don't "love" them enough. Eliminate this
Legacy of Slavery and blacks will prosper in America. C
The Military: The most heinous institution ever devised by the mind
of Conservative man. The Military is the tool by which the powerful
Fat Cats at the top of society use the noble masses of one country to
dominate and defeat the noble masses of another country. Poverty is
created by funding the Military, then the Poor are driven by their
need into the Military where they are used to kill the Poor of other
countries who've been driven by their own need to defend the powerful
Fat Cats of their own country. And all the while, trillions of
dollars that should be given freely to the Victims of Capitalism are
instead wasted on the power games of the Rich, which could destroy the
whole World in the end! No More Corporate War!! The Military should
only be used to spread Peace!! C

The People: The huge, worldwide victim class; that international
majority of people who are exploited, excluded, poor, oppressed,
underprivileged, mocked, abused, left behind, and denied opportunities
for the sake of Corporate Profit. Blacks, women, minorities,
hispanics, eskimos, Pacific Islanders, asians, Peruvian Indians,
Australian Bushmen, Central Americans, Africans, Homosexuals, migrant
workers, janitors, Amazonian Pygmies, Tasmanians, indigenous tribes
and cultures everywhere. The People are the Victims of Capitalism.
Every single Liberal activity (without exception) is aimed at
redistributing The Wealth from the Fat Cats to The People. (Important
Note: Fat Cats, White gun owners, White Christians, Republicans,
Business Owners, Conservatives, Economic Royalty, and Capitalists are
not included as People, they are Oppressors.) C

The Poor: Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who
live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat
Cats have too much money and just won't give it to those who need it
more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager
resources, the Poor can't get out of the trap laid for them by the
evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar
dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the
children of Wealth summer in the Caribbean, the elderly parents of the
poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing,
Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally
guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things.
That's why they can't get ahead in life, they don't get enough free
stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on
the resources of their exploiters. (see Greed) C
The Rich: That greedy minority of Capitalist Americans who have risen
to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into
endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil
enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The
Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The
Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly
to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People
starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their
decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their
victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The
Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People
will rise up and destroy them all. C

The Struggle: That eternal Liberal effort to overthrow the corrupt
traditional American culture on behalf of all the wonderful (yet sadly
wretched) constituents of the Left. The endless battle between the
noble forces of Universal Political Correctness and normal evil
American society. Anarchy versus Law. Good Hate versus Bad Hate. Up
with the poor, down with the Rich; up with Homosexuals and down with
heterosexuals; up with Women and Minorities, down with White Men. Up
with Redistribution, down with Free Enterprise. The People, United,
will never be defeated. (see Karl Marx) C

The Wealth: Cultural Profit. That enormous body of money, generated
by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have
an essential claim. However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by
rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way
Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat
Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it. Wealth is
not private property, earned by individuals. It's public property, to
be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology. C
The World: The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose
name and on whose behalf the Liberal Activists pursue the destruction
of Capitalism. Phrases like "Every other civilized country in The
World provides ....." and "The Poor People of The World are sick and
tired of ...." and "Every humane country in The World supports ...."
and "The World needs more ....," are injected into every discussion
designed to show just how evil and insensitive America truly is. Our
horrible nation is surrounded by a "World" that knows better than we
do about absolutely everything held dear in the Liberal Heart. America
is always wrong, The World is always right. C

Truth: Those obvious, self-evident principles known to all Liberals
which form the basis of their political views. Above debate, these
truths serve as an ever present body of dogma for the secular
political religion which is Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary
Utopianism. Here are a few examples:

1. All people should love and revere each other. Social ill will
must be punished.

2. The plight of the Poor is the number one problem in the whole
World. Since White Capitalism is the root of all social injustice,
its profits should be given to the impoverished masses.

3. The Liberal end justifies the means. The glorious goals of
International Feminist Sociology trump any criticism of its tactics. A
Liberal may commit any crime in the cause of building a better world.

4. The enemies of the Left aren't just wrong, they're evil. The
crusade of Liberalism is a pious, holy Struggle; it's The Good Fight,
with the Angels on the Democrats' side and the devils on the
Republican side. Anyone who threatens the march of Leftism must be
demonized and destroyed. When an angel kills a devil, the saints of
Sociology are pleased.

5. Truth is whatever the Democrats want it to be. Since they're
always right and everyone else is always wrong, whatever they say is
the truth. Reality is fluid, malleable, with layers and textures just
waiting to be explored by the creative Liberal in defense and cover-up
of their political (and moral) vigilantism. Language is the tool of
choice. Politically correct the language and you politically correct
the culture. Taxes become "contributions;" Perjury becomes
"misleading the court;" Adulterous activity in the Oval Office itself
becomes "ministering to a young person" or an "error in judgment."
With the right focus-group research, there is no ugly, negative
reality that can't be creatively distorted into a positive Spin for
the Liberal cause. Spin becomes Truth when it's repeated a thousand
times. C

Tyranny: That imaginary power of the majority to coerce the noble
minorities into UniCultural submission to Conservative Nazi-ism. In
the mind of a Liberal, "The Tyranny of the Majority" is the very thing
that the Constitution was created to prevent. As long as the majority
is comprised of White Oppressors, then the majority is tyrannical. An
enlightened Liberal majority cannot be a tyranny because the Liberal
majority is made up of minorities. The Minorities are wise and good,
the White Male Supremacists are evil, so the Tyranny of the Majority
refers exclusively to the rule of the white supremacist patriarchic
cultural paradigm over the noble Sociological Union of its Victims.
Majority Rule = Bad. Minority Rule = Good.

(Despite the original intent of the Constitution to protect the Common
Majority from a Royal Minority, in today's America the Majority must
be disenfranchised from its Wealth and Power to accommodate the
plethora of minority demands upon that socially corrupt and Guilty
majority). (see Reparations) C

Understanding: Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who
simply can't be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we
be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers,
female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders
must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control.
People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations,
committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is
driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make
the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are
driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child
prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic
needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they
are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not
honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at
all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual
White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it
doesn't understand. Free Mumia!! C

Utopia: That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has
a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global
entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education,
employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and
from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free
medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The
weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same
government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled
dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist
Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.

The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are:
Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians. C

Values: Liberal Sociologist goals and concerns. Redistributing more
money to the Poor; Demanding that Women and Minorities be given
high-powered corporate jobs because of the color of their skin and the
configuration of their genitals; Making sure that everyone welcomes
openly predatory Homosexuality into public life; Providing more
contraceptive Abortions to protect the health and convenience of unwed
mothers; Spending more on Gun Control and public school dispensed
condoms; Praising and empowering single parent and gay households;
Pursuing more hate-crime (thought-crime) legislation. These are true
values.

Conservative values, like two-parent heterosexual families, monogamy,
faith based ethics, personal responsibility, moral consistency,
humility and self-control, drive and self-reliance, aren't really
Values at all. They're Bigotry, exclusion, Racism and Sexism,
Homophobia, White Supremacist propaganda, Eurocentric arrogance;
Basically they're just plain Evil. They're the code of the
Oppressors, profoundly insulting to the majority of people. C
Victim: Any poor female or non-white soul who would have a wonderful
and fulfilling life if not for the evil machinations of the Right
Wingers. C

Victimology: The Left's Zero-Sum accusation-game which accounts for
the failures of the noble lower class by blaming the success of the
criminal upper class. For centuries, The Rich have been accumulating
their wealth by actively depriving the poor of the opportunities so
necessary for economic achievements of their own. Since one cannot
achieve wealth except through the poverty of someone else, those
wealthy among us are the true cultural criminals. The lower classes
may commit Crimes, but it's only due to the madness which comes from
the constant poverty, humiliation, and deprivation to which they have
been subjected for thousands of years. From tooth decay and obesity
to getting stuck in the snow, there is no misfortune in the life of a
Liberal that can't be blamed on The Rich, or the Republicans (who are
the pawns of The Rich). From petty theft to rape, armed robbery, drug
addiction and murder, the Liberal constituent is never to blame. It's
always America's fault, because America (through its hell spawn
Capitalism) is evil at its core. It's America that's guilty. When
the Democrats finally destroy America and Free Enterprise, all today's
victims will be made completely whole by International Third Way
Redistributive Utopianism. C

Welfare: The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social
program of all time. The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of
society's ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they
all vote Democratic to keep the cash rolling in. Under the rubric of
Compassion, the Democrats give them just enough money and services to
keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its
comfortable clutches. C

White Men: Devils in human guise. Redneck Oppressors, killers and
thugs. Racists, Rapists, Slave Owners. They kill homosexuals,
destroy the environment, they build and use nuclear weaponry on the
innocents of the world. Thieves, murderers, sadists and mobsters,
they scheme in the dead of night to deprive Women and Minorities of
their Governmentally created and dispensed Rights. They plot to end
social handout and giveaway programs, laughing at the wretchedness of
their Victims. Malignant bastards of the worst order, everything they
touch withers and dies. They've caused every social catastrophe in
history from the 6000 year African Holocaust to Capitalism to the
demise of Hiroshima and the extinction of the Great Auk. They beat
baby seals to death with clubs, they eat the seared flesh of lower,
gentler creatures to sustain their evil lives. Brutal Neanderthals,
they've destroyed the great African civilizations of the past and
stand squarely in the path of the coming Feminist Utopia wearing the
gruesome, bloody pelts of their conquests like so many wolf skins
hanging on a barbed wire fence. Destroyers of Nature, they grunt and
bull their way over history (past and future) as if the whole planet
was theirs alone, running roughshod over The People like they weren't
even human. Arrogant monsters from the dark side of the human psyche,
overly heterosexual, inflexible in their goal of world domination,
White Men are the worst form of life on the planet. Dangerous beyond
belief, if left to their own devices the Earth itself will die. Their
single most heinous quality is their unrelenting Negativity.
Liberalism must destroy White men. C
White Privilege: That unfair and ignorant state of grace and bliss in
which most of today's White European Americans live as beneficiaries
of a corrupt, racist culture which keeps them at the top of the social
ladder while simultaneously keeping minorities (and Women) down in the
sewer of economic life. White folks have no idea of how lucky they
are: They're undeserving recipients of all the best jobs, the best
neighborhoods, the best opportunities and best lives; while all the
time, people of color who are just as smart and talented (maybe more
so), just as hard-working (if not more so), just as deserving of
success (perhaps more so), go under-appreciated and underemployed in
an oppressive Social setting which has kept them at a disadvantage for
centuries. C

White Supremacy: America's singular underlying Injustice. White
European Men have dominated North American culture far too long. They
have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate,
lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it's time
they were stopped. There is no injustice, no race crime, no rape, no
economic white boy success that can't be explained by the essential
built-in advantage given by the white majority to its ignoble
offspring. The suffering of the Ethnic Class is the consequence.
Happily, in the public eye, White Supremacists have been reduced to
gun toting Christian Fanatics. Any current white or Christian enemy
of Third Way Sociologist International Utopianism can be called a
White Supremacist, and once the charge is made it sticks forever. C
Women-and-Minorities: A composite word designed to describe the
Siamese Twins of the Left. Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic
travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core
legendry of Victimology. For all of human history, Women and
Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural
overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery.
Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the
brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions
of years. Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains,
veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and
wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties
heaped on (who else?...) Women and Minorities. This is the stuff of
joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to
disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and
everything. Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and
Minorities and Democrats are braided into a single strong cord that
stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities
rule the world. C

Zero Sum Game: The remarkable idea that people can steal Wealth from
each other just by succeeding at life. Since Wealth belongs to
everyone equally, no one can accumulate more than his fair share
without depriving someone else of their own portion. The hollow-eyed
poor are dying in the streets because the Fat Cats have billions of
dollars that should be given back to the Victims of the legalized
thievery known as Capitalism. People should not be allowed to have
more money than their neighbors until the whole World has enough free
food, free shelter, free medical services etc. Even though Wealth is
essentially evil, it's far too important to be left in Greedy, private
hands. The Government must nationalize all money and pass it out
according to the immutable laws of Liberalism. C
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