Re: Stealth splat [was: "Must Love Dogs" Hollywood formula trash?0



Derek Janssen wrote:
>
> - "Daisy, Daisy, I'll blow you out of the sky / I'm half crazy, seen Top
> Gun too many times..."
> Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE

LOL!!!

> - "'Team America' without puppets."
> John Beifuss, COMMERCIAL APPEAL (MEMPHIS, TN)

And funnier, believe it or not--g!

> - "After 110 minutes of this, atheists will storm monasteries and
> acrophobics will scale redwood trees, anything to find an oasis of calm."
> Jan Stuart, NEWSDAY

Has anyone ever wondered if Hollywood secretly has tons of money tied up
in Rotten Tomatoes in some subtle, will-make-plenty-of-money scheme--and
makes these movies to drive folks to site?

C.
**
(Because God knows reading RT is way more fun than suffering through any
of these flicks. And what _else_ could explain the plethora of misguided
crap like BEWITCHED and THE ISLAND this summer?)
.

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