Re: Lawyers

your killin me . Too funny LOL !!!!!!
"NanciD" <NanciD@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Thank God for the Honesty of Grandma!




Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
his
first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached
her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known
you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment
to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and
talk
about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a
two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he
pointed
across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do I've known Mr. Bradley
since he
was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one
of
the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife
with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in
a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows
me, I'll
send you to the electric chair."


Heh..
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