Re: Season's Greetings :-)

TerryRippa@xxxxxxxxx (Terry Rippa) wrote:

>To My Liberal and Democrat Friends:
> 
>"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
>for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
>non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
>holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
>persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
>respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
>others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
>at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
>and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
>accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
>calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
>have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
>greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
>Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
>ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By
>accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting
>is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
>with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
>the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or
>himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
>at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform
>as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
>one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
>wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
> 
> 
>To My Conservative and Republican Friends:  
>
>"Here's wishing y'all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."
>
Happy holidays and season's greetings to you too, TR. ;-)

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Ed Jay (remove M to respond by email)
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