Re: Oh, STFU (_Dilbert_, 25-Sep-2008)

aemeijers wrote:

Default User wrote:
Rich Carreiro wrote:

Jym Dyer <jym@xxxxxxxxxx> writes:

=v= Oh joy, a "green" character running around giving stupid
and impractical advice. That's about as funny as the last
100 times this gag was done.
What's the problem, Jym -- hits too close to home?

We were recently issued cards that on one side details our ISO 14001
Environmental Policy and on the other gives instructions on what to
do in the event of an ISO 14001 audit.

The cards (perforated for clipping with your badge) are made of
plastic. There is no indication as to whether that's from recycled
material or not. I should call the hotline and ask.




Brian

Every 10-12 months, they give us a propoganda card like that to hang
on our badge clips, for whatever the management fad of the year is.

Oh yeah, TQMS and Six Sigma and all that. At least these latest ones
have some potential utility, in the rare event of an audit. I haven't
heard anyone get audited for ISO 14001 yet, but they audit for
timecharging and Quality Policy and various other things.





Brian

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