Re: Insult To Injury: He Did What With Barry Allen's Daughter?

In article <1145634098.883636.232870@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
badthingus@xxxxxxxxx wrote:

John Duncan Yoyo wrote:
On 20 Apr 2006 21:03:23 -0700, badthingus@xxxxxxxxx wrote:


CB wrote:
badthingus@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
Okay, let me get this straight. The pathetic Captain Boomerang went
into the future and somehow Barry Allen's daughter found this loser
hot, had an affair with him and this is where Captain Boomerang Jr.
comes from!?! Are you shitting me!?! Isn't it enough that Barry dies,
his stolen twin brother spawns the line of one of his worst enemies,
his kids are murdered, but his one of his these children has the spawn
of the B-list Flash villain who murdered Tim Drake's father? Can
Inifinite Crisis take this away?

Cap Jr's mother is Meloni Thawne (Bart's mum, and one of the Thawnes of
Cobalt Blue fame), Don Allen's one time wife not Barry Allen's daughter.

Man, who wants to take the time and figure out the Allen Family Tree?
So basically, Cap Jr is Bart's half brother, also XS's cousin (if she
still exists in the current Legion), a descendant of Barry Allen's evil
twin brother and his mother cheated on Barry Allen's son.

Someone mapped it for you. There is a West/Allen family tree is at
<http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/tree.html>.
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Ew. I just realized that technically, Don and Meloni were related.
Distant cousins over the centuries, but still cousins. Ew.


Well, in theory, if you go back far enough (no matter what you thoughts
on pre-history may be), we're *all* related.
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