Re: Which anime characters would you NOT want to wake up in bed with?


"Dave Baranyi" <a_nospam.b_nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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So, with that preface, which anime characters would you NOT want to wake
up
next to on "the morning after the night before"?

Anyone male*, for starters. *shudder* Also anyone *visibly* over the age of,
say, forty-five.

That having been said...

(Note that, for the most part, I'm going on the "would not go anywhere NEAR
if sober" clause, not on the "oh *** I'm gonna die" clause, because I
figure if the other party were drunk enough to have done the same stupid
thing I did with them, the aftermath can be resolved, if not amicably, at
least with me managing to escape while the other party is dealing with a
mutual hangover from hell...or would be sufficiently worth it for me to
accept dying as a consequence. [For example, I would gleefully and
cheerfully do it with female-version Saotome Ranma, even knowing I would die
come morning. Seems like a good note to go out on.] However, some of my
choices ARE based on pure terror...you'll be able to tell which is which
from my comments. ^_-)

*Jusenkyo curses and Oiroke no Jutsu notwithstanding. A lot of fun could be
had with a transformed Naruto and a few kagebunshin...

- Alvida, pre-Fruit, from One Piece. (Post-fruit, I wouldn't mind terribly,
but still...)
- Tsunade, from Naruto. Not because of knowing her true age, but more
because I'd prefer rolling out of that bed with the same number of intact
bones and organs as I had when I got into it. (Assuming I hadn't already had
most of them crushed DURING.)
-Haruka, Michiru, and/or Setsuna from Sailormoon. The obvious reasons aside
(ie, Haruka and Michiru not being suited for ANY male), I just plain don't
like them, and Setsuna, as attractive as she is, frankly leaves me cold with
dislike.
-Kunou Kodachi, from Ranma 1/2. Same reason as above, and also because I'd
be afraid of what she might decide to do with me later.
-Hakubi Washuu, from Tenchi Muyou. Too scary...I don't want to be a guinea
pig.
-Let's add Misaki, Funaho, and Tsunami to that list too, but for different
reasons.
-Nao, from Mai-HiME. Black widow complex.
-Naga the White Serpent, from Slayers. Couldn't take the laugh with the kind
of hangover I'd have from drinking enough to EVER take it to bed in the
first place.
-Eiko, Biiko, and/or Shiiko, from Project A-ko. Because I don't want to get
caught up in THAT raging lesbian love feud...
-Actually for that matter, why don't I just avoid that entire cast...
-Mouri Ran, from Meitantei Conan. Not because I wouldn't want to, but
because I'd prefer not to have my nuts used for soccer practise.
-Akagi Ritsuko, from Evangelion. Two words: cold fish.
-Maggie, from R.O.D the TV. Just...no appeal there.
-Millie, from Trigun. Same reason.
-Dokuro-chan, from Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan. Not because I wouldn't want
to (in a heartbeat!), but because being reduced to a squishy red pulp is not
my favourite thing to do first thing in the morning, even if she WOULD put
me back together afterwards. And if she was hung over and we'd been doing
THAT all night, I wouldn't trust in her doing the spell right.
("Pipirupirupiru, pipiru...AAAH! GOTTA
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!")
-Guu, from Jungle wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu. Because my mind would COMPLETELY
shatter if that happened.
-Konno Mitsune, from Love Hina. Just not my type.
-While we're at it, add Urashima Kanako, and also Motoko's older sister.
-Sayako or whatever her name is, from Aa! Megami-sama. SUPER Not My Type.
-Lunch, blonde version, from Dragonball. I actually wouldn't mind with the
gentler version, but...well...we ALL know how THAT goes...
-Tomoyo's mother, from Cardcaptor Sakura. You just know that bitch is ten
different breeds of dirty.
-Musashi/Jessie, from Pokemon. Just not my type.
-"Hot Ice" Hilda, from Outlaw Star. Same reason.
-Chikage, from Sister Princess. She creeps me out.

Hmmm...eh, I'll cut it off there. e.e


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