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Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

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Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever
to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said
in a pant, "whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't
been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down
backwards.”

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Mark

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