Waiting for the Big Bang

Neighbour's got a new ride-on. Flash ***.
There's a slope just inside his gate and I've noticed
he's worked out a cutting plan. He goes straight
up, rolls back, does a little jink, left, right, up, rolls
back, straightens up the angle, rolls back, up and so on,
finishing off with a nice circle to tidy up the scrappy
bits. Leaves an interesting pattern on his little hill, gotta
say.

I want to be watching on the day he gets bored with it
and decides to go round in circles. That's quite a bit
of a slope he's got there. Yeah, well, I'll make sure I've
got 999 keyed up. Know what I mean?


.

Loading