Re: The Jerk

PJ <authoressss@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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Stan (the Man) wrote:
PJ <authoressss@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
Bernie wrote:

Pay no heed to the knockers, PJ.

I try not to, but you know, since I lost 30 pounds they've sorta ...

Think of 'em as organic knee pads. Could be worse, y'know.

Gawd. The weight loss caused shrinkage, not sinkage. Don't be mean.

Have no fear. Gravity will take care of that.

There's a woman who lives on my block who's knockers are so big that
when she goes braless they pull all the wrinkles out of her face.

Just sayin'

Um. Thanks for sharing, Stan. I mean, just imagine what she's going
through. As a guy, just imagine that the size of your --

Never mind. I realize guys would never find enormity a hindrance, no
matter what.

We're willing to endure any ordeal to keep you wimmens happy.

--
Stan

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