Re: The Jerk

Stan (the Man) wrote:
PJ <authoressss@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
Bernie wrote:

Pay no heed to the knockers, PJ.

I try not to, but you know, since I lost 30 pounds they've sorta ...

Think of 'em as organic knee pads. Could be worse, y'know.

Gawd. The weight loss caused shrinkage, not sinkage. Don't be mean.

There's a woman who lives on my block who's knockers are so big that when she goes braless they pull all the wrinkles out of her face.

Just sayin'

Um. Thanks for sharing, Stan. I mean, just imagine what she's going through. As a guy, just imagine that the size of your --

Never mind. I realize guys would never find enormity a hindrance, no matter what.

~ ~ ~
PJ
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