Re: George's Pet Goat

On Nov 12, 5:44?pm, $Zero <zeroi...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
George's Pet Goat

(was: Re: George H.W. Bush skydives to celebrate opening of library
(Yahoo))

On Nov 12, 5:01?pm, Ray Haddad <rhad...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:54:03 -0500, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and Josh Hill <userepl...@xxxxxxxxx> instead replied:
On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:33:59 GMT, "Cleverly done" <V...@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Next week on Yahoo: William Jefferson Clinton muffdives to celebrate
opening of his Library.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush responds to the news that the nation is
under attack by reading The Pet Goat.

most people think that George had that stupid look on his face because
his aide whispered the following into his ear:

"We're under attack."

but the real reason he looked so confused and helpless was that his
aide whispered:

"It's a go. Today is NOT another rehearsal.
And this time, don't forget to hold the book
upside down (or else you won't come off as
sympathetic and innocent being the completely
useless *** up that you are)."

that's far more believable than a President actually getting to the
highest office in the land and not knowing what the *** to do given
such news.


http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/mypetgoat.jpg

Yes, Josh. I'm sure you'd rather he stood up, faced the camera and
said in his best Jack Ryan voice, "I'm sorry children but I have to
go. Thousands of Americans may be dead because the United States is
under attack in New York City. Sorry. No time to explain. Just get
under your desks and remain there until it's safe.

Remember to duck and cover!

Now, I'm off to do Presidential stuff. Good luck, children. God
bless you all."

yeah, because Bush cares sooo much about the children, FFS.

just as much as he cares about those poor oppressed people of Iraq.

a compassionate conservative innit.

such a humaniatrian, that Bush.

he's sooo sensitive.

(well, when it comes to his ego, anyway).

fucking stupid greedy dishonest coward.

no wonder he's your hero.

-$Zero...

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