Re: George H.W. Bush skydives to celebrate opening of library (Yahoo)

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:54:03 -0500, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and Josh Hill <usereplyto@xxxxxxxxx> instead replied:

On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:33:59 GMT, "Cleverly done" <VBG@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Next week on Yahoo: William Jefferson Clinton muffdives to celebrate
opening of his Library.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush responds to the news that the nation is
under attack by reading The Pet Goat.

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/mypetgoat.jpg

Yes, Josh. I'm sure you'd rather he stood up, faced the camera and
said in his best Jack Ryan voice, "I'm sorry children but I have to
go. Thousands of Americans may be dead because the United States is
under attack in New York City. Sorry. No time to explain. Just get
under your desks and remain there until it's safe.

Remember to duck and cover!

Now, I'm off to do Presidential stuff. Good luck, children. God
bless you all."
--
Ray
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