Re: Big Deal

On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:03 GMT, "RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:


"boots" <no@xxxxx> wrote in message
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"RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I'm thinking of chopping in the Romahome for an A Class.
Makes you think, though. My first house cost half the price
of Autotrail's latest model. Still, Herself likes the idea of it.
Proper shower room, nice big kitchen, loads of storage for
her shoes. I mean shooze. When we go up to London we
park in the bro's back garden and there's plenty of room to
turn around (not keen on reversing into traffic). There's the
comms, of course. Andrew, my tame geek, says I won't know
the difference. Not until the bills comes in, obviously. Yeah,
well, citizens of the world and all that. Pensioners, eh? Buncha
layabouts.

"layabouts"? Fuckwits more likely, who in their right mind would pay
money for a contraption that requires you to carry the results of your
defecation around with you like a purse? Not to mention the
inevitable inconvenience when motor problems leave you at the side of
the road in a locale where mechanics and thieves belong to the same
union. Money and their fools, innit. Carry on then, enjoy your
dump-and-fill experiences, which may from time to time be legendary.


You're a little behind the times, Bootsie, not to say plumb ignorant
when it comes to modern luxury motorhomes (RVs to you).

"It is not a jeep, Louise. It's a motor home."

The
Merc diesel is unlikely to leave us at the side of the road anywhere,
and membership of three motoring clubs pretty much guarantees
safe conduct anywhere in the world, nearly. I'm loaded, mate, and
no fool. I suggest that my experience is several removes from the
whining loser, Busted Bootsie, whom we all know and love in MW.



--
Josh

"This keeps out the stalkers, the obsessed, the dysfunctional, the abusive, and
the general, all-around jerks who get off on turning a group so toxic that nobody's
left after a while but the person and some of his associates or collaborators.
It's the slow poisoning of a group." - J. Michael Straczynski
.