Re: Poopy Water

Me <"Me, I said, Not you "@somethinghere.com> wrote:

PJ wrote:
There's a popular little resort town about 15 miles south of here that is
cram-jammed with people every summer. As we speak, there's a Coast Guard
festival going on, which draws even more people to cram-jam the town as well
as the beaches. Much to the festival organizers' chagrin, the health
department did a little testing of the water (which health department folks
are wont to do) and found that E. coli levels are twice the level considered
safe for human exposure. It is probably a temporary thing, brought on by
recent heavy rains and excessively high seagull populations going potty on
the beach and the products of said pottying being washed into the water by
the rain. Still, upon finding the E. coli levels far too high, the health
department posted signs that say SWIMMING NOT ADVISED DUE TO DANGEROUS
LEVELS OF E. COLI all around the beaches. So I'm reading this in today's
newspaper and I'm seeing photos of people having a grand old time SWIMMING
IN THE WATER WITH THEIR LITTLE KIDS.

Now, I don't know how many of you are parents, but would you let your kids
swim in water that is polluted by, according to the health department, "a
bacteria associated with animal feces; ingesting the bacteria can cause
stomach ailments in humans and, in extreme circumstances, can be fatal"?

Just wondering.

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PJ

Are you crazy? They're kids. Nasty little kids. They routinely pee in
the water. They'll poop in a heartbeat, up until about the age of 3.
They'll pick up a cookie that's been on the ground for decades and eat
it. They'll swap gum back and forth. If left to figure life out for
themselves, they'll try to convince you they don't need a bath because
they ran through the sprinkler two days ago. They pick their nose and
eat their bogers. They'll finish a meal they started four hours
earlier, and left out on the bar. They kiss the dog on the mouth. The
dog hates that. They bite their toe nails off. They leave the door
open when they ***, and talk to you merrily while they do, and exit the
bathroom without flushing.

How you think the e.coli got there? They did it, the masses of evil
little children.

Make them swim in the water. Make them. If they do not wish to swim in
the water, lift them by the back of their barbie bikini's (use the
straps as a handle), and toss them in. And holler, "That's cause you've
got wedgies, and good girls do not run around wearing barbie bikini's
with wedgies. That's why you Gramma just tossed you in e. coli water."

Donna



Grandma? They told me you were dead!

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