Re: Don't bother me

Kurt Ullman <kurtullman@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in news:kurtullman-
DC2654.23240615072007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:

In article <sylvia-ECDDB6.20511515072007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
Sylvia <sylvia@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


I'm thinkin' guns ain't the kind of party favors Mr. Stan would have
chosen for his daughter's graduation party. In fact, instead of handin'
out souvenirs to guests, I can picture him cheerfully collectin' car
keys.

Doubt it. Under 21 and all that. Google Jack Trudeau and see what
happens when one gives a graduation party and takes away the keys.

These kids are all over 21. And, most walked, since, holy crap, can they
put away some hootch! 3 kegs, plus 6 gallons of white sangria, 8 liters of
wine, 3 quarts of vodka (ok, so maybe some of *my* friends helped). A case
of soda. 4 cases of bottled water. Food? 6 pork shoulders (pulled), 200
chicken wings, 100 hamburgers, 80 hot dogs, 2 gallons of salsa, 8 bags of
scoop chips, a full Mr. Cookie cake, and a half regular *** cake (1/2
chocolate fudge filling, 1/2 cherry filling). For the morning stragglers? A
dozen bagels, pound of regular cream cheese, pound of walnut raisin cream
cheese, half a pound of butter, a gallon of o.j., and 2 pots of decaf.

But, who's counting?

All cash contributions gratefully accepted.

--
Stan (the currently Poor Man)

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