Re: Holy horseshit, Batman!

"Stan (the Man)" <newsNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

boots <no@xxxxx> wrote in
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"Stan (the Man)" <newsNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Ejucaided Redneck <rlsloan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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"Stan (the Man)" wrote:

Ejucaided Redneck <rlsloan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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Merle Finch wrote:

Man! Wish I coulda been there. But doesn't tomato juice clear
out skunk stink?

Not hardly.

Cuts it some, but doesn't even start to clear it out.

This works _much_ better:

1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
1 teaspoon liquid soap

Wet the dog/cat, and work the formula through their fur. Leave
the mixture
to set on the dog for four or five minutes, and then rinse
thoroughly.

Got one for horseshit-soaked sneakers? Seems to be making it too
easy for the bloodhounds. And, I don't have to tell you the
potential problem that presents.


About a quart of charcoal starter fluid and a lit match oughta do
it.

Tried that. Hurts.

Jayzus, I knew you were The Man but I just never put two and two
together... take yer feet out of the sneakers before you light 'em,
Stan.

Yeah, well, nobody said that. Somebody shoulda said that.

I know what ya mean, the world is a mess. But it's catching up with
the popular intelligence, fairly quickly. Why just the other day I
sharpened a new wooden pencil, and as soon as I got a point on the
thing, a loud-assed klaxon goes off and a voice booms out, "WARNING!
WARNING! THIS PENCIL IS NOW A SHARP OBJECT! DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT,
POKE IT IN YOUR EYE!"

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The sane answer to insanity is madness.
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