Re: Confession time

On Wed, 16 May 2007 20:50:18 GMT, "Stan (the Man)"
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Josh Hill <usereplyto@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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On Wed, 16 May 2007 11:34:01 GMT, "Stan (the Man) (lest we forget)"
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Josh "Uninformed" Hill <usereplyto@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 12:39:55 GMT, "Stan (the Man)"
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No, I just enjoy puncturing your pomposity balloon and making you
throw hissy fits. Not that it's necessary, mind. No one here has any
illusions about you, uninformed one.

You know, the best thing about all of this is that at this point, if
you said "Josh isn't richer than Bill Gates," everybody and his uncle
would apply to me for a loan.

Hey, Stan, I'm an Olympic gold medallist! Hey, Stan, I've a license to
kill!

As I said, boring. With a slightly off taste.

Keep your mouth off me, half-boy.

Ooh, /another/ gay lame. Guess you've forgotten about being in the
closet and all.

Don't you have something you're /good/ at? Knitting, perhaps, or
shooting cats?

Yeah, making you twist and spin and whine and demonstrate that you're
a whimpering putz. Not exactly an exclusive talent, I must admit.

What? You mean you aren't the only practitioner of gas-bag braggadocio
and my-cock-is-bigger-than-yours-is posturing? Whoda thunk it?! I
mean, I thought you had a precious gift.

Yeah, like I'm really gonna play fundoc with someone who goes Norman
Bates when I call him a mountain cow.

Face it, little fella, you simply don't have the tools. Never did. All
you've got is the high school Harry crap you've been posting in your
impotent and ridiculous attempts to feel like a man. You've once again
shot off your mouth without having the slightest clue as to how to
follow it up with your money. It's what you do: puff up your sunken
little chest and cry your shrill, empty little threats and uninformed
pronouncements. It's just one of the reasons you have to eat so much
shit. And, you'll continue to eat all the shit anyone here chooses to
shovel into your mouth because you simply haven't a clue as to how to
make it all stop. You'll never learn.

Oooh! Getting a little shrill, aren't we? Don't worry, I'm sure that
if you think long and hard you'll come up with another real clever
homo lame (dick-sucking half-boy -- gosh, with a creative intellect
like that, I ain't got a prayer). Or better yet, you'll devise some
extraordinarily clever fantasy in which you insert your phallus in my
rectum like a pissed-off bonobo.

Hey, maybe you can borrow that ASSCII art of Maughan's -- oops, sorry,
those little pictures of dicks and butts -- to comfort you in your
Ahabesque peg-walks. Oops! Sorry again -- how /ever/ could I have been
so thoughtless and inconsiderate? That's this obsessed captain who
floats about like trying to get back at this big mother whale what ate
his leg, and then does, and then this whale like sinks his boat.

Until then, carry on, oh Real Man (as your nym reminds us hourly, lest
we forget): the entire First Grade trembles in fear.

Into full meltdown mode again, I see. Or, are you afraid someone might
forget for a second that you're an extrodinarily unoriginal and impotent
putz? Fear not, little half-man. Not gonna happen. And, try to remember
that your attempts at insult should have at least some tenuous
connection to reality. They never work otherwise (well, to be fair,
yours never seem to work, anyway, hard as you try). See, that's why my
insults directed at you sting so badly and send you into bawling
hissyfits like the one you just threw above.

HTH

The gods do laugh, Closet Man.

Now, stop playing kitty swat, put that microcephallic mini-noggin of
yours to work, and let's see what you really have under that
pathetically oversized codpiece of yours.

I mean, don't get me wrong, but this is beginning to remind me of
slicing Jell-O with an arc welder. Surely the man who went postal when
I called him a mountain cow can do better than this.

So saddle up, dude -- Rocinante awaits!

(That's a reference to -- oh, never mind.)

--
Josh

"The conservative movement is founded on the simple tenet
that people have the right to live life as they please,
as long as they don't hurt anyone else in the process. . . .
The radical right has nearly ruined our party. Its members
do not care about the Constitution and they are the
ones making all the noise." - Barry Goldwater
.

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