Popeye pop quiz -- Part II -- (google is your friend)

On Mar 30, 1:38?am, "$Zero" <z...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Popeye pop quiz -- Part I -- (no google cheating allowed)

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Popeye pop quiz -- Part II -- (google is your friend)


all of Ray's "defenders" have claimed that Ray's use of P represents:

[a] Popeye (The Sailor Man)
[b] Paula (UV)
[c] Porter (of Watergate fame)
[d] Pastorio, Bob (this one)
[e] No, seriously.


the P in CHIPCOG stands for:

[a] Pathological
[b] Pathetic
[c] Puny
[d] all of the above


is CHIPCOG a self-contained acronymical pun?

[a] Yes
[b] No
[c] LOL


what does it mean to "chip away at a cog"?

[a] nothing whatsoever
[b] conduct a point-by-point excoriation of a lying malicious scumbag
[c] laugh at the utter stupidity of a hateful brainwashed fool-tool
[d] induce a nervous breakdown in a dishonest and sadistic ***
[e] methodically breakdown the deceptions of an unrepentant hateful
coward
[f] depends who you ask


does R deserve and/or need to suffer?

[a] No
[b] Maybe
[c] Yes
[d] Definitely
[e] Who's R?


IKYABWAI stands for:

[a] In Kentucky You Always Bring Women Along Intentionally
[b] Infinite Karma Yields A Better Working Afterlife Indefinitely
[c] Idiots Keep You Always Bastardizing Worthwhile Activies
Idiotically
[d] I Know You Are But What Am I?


-$Zero...


bonus alternate translation: "can't"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2luecl
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/eac9b900ad73dc3f

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