Re: Bookshop in the Skies and Other Lies (was: Re: Another Question Haddad Ignored)

towse <self@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

then, towse replied to herself:
..
Sylvia wrote:

Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW

"...the haddad will not let his love of the sound of
his own voice (the sight of his own writing, one
ought to say) be in any way diminished by having
only bollocks to say."

- Zen in MW 2/20/03
..
How pathetic it is that Sylvia quotes people to support her views ...

... who might not support her.

"You are *through* the bottom of the barrel, Syliva. What does this prove?"
- Zen in MW 31 Mar 2004

"Almost as dull as the original."
- Zen in MW 35 Jan 2006

and so forth and on ...


... and *that* was fun, yessirree, but, you know? I need to do something
productive tomorrow -- work on a Web site that I'm working on for a guy
eight time zones away, clear out a house and get it ready for sale, go
to dinner with The Guy's work cohort.

Sorry, Sylvia. The dueling "oh! look what I found in the archives!" is
something you can carry on doing for all your little stone-cold heart
can give it.

I bow out.

..
<deeply concerned>

<whispering>

Should we tell towse that she's been "dueling" with herself? I didn't
even notice what she had been doin' until now, let alone replied or
"dueled" quotations with her. That don't even make sense.

Does anyone know if it could be dangerous to address someone suffering
from delusions? I mean, lookit how excited towse is:

"*that* was fun, yessirree,"

Then she starts to froth:

"The dueling 'oh! look what I found in the archives!'
is something you can carry on doing for all your
little stone-cold heart can give it."

Weird. towse quotes a *sig quote* that she found on a post of mine that
was a reply to someone else (and that had no mention of towse), but
nothing from my post. I guess that was so she could pretend that I was
"dueling" (?) with her... I suppose she "sees" a reply from me in
between her posts, but...

<peering>

.... well, there ain't none--towse is just postin' quotes and then
replyin' to nuthin'. Is this like sleep-walkin'? Should we just let her
go on her delusional way, or should we point out that she's replyin' to
posts that no one else can see? Might that give her a heart attack or
cause her to come to in a violent rage or sumpthin'?

<looking around>

'K, who's gonna bell the cat? Anyone?

<waiting>

Well, *that* settles that... let the record show that we decided to just
let towse reply to invisible posts.

Best to you and your great-aunt Catherine, Sylvia!

Oh, dear. Now towse ain't just hallucinatin' me, but she's also
hallucinatin' relatives of mine... 'cept I ain't got no great-aunt
Catherine...

Oooooh! Mebbe I *did* have a great-aunt Catherine, but she died before I
was born... and... and she was a maverick, so therefore considered an
EVIL WOMAN in her time, which would be why no one ever told me about
her.

<stopping to take a breath>

AND, now my great-aunt Catherine is tryin' to reach me from one of them
different planes of existence because she has an IMPORTANT MESSAGE for
ME!!! Damn. I must have been out, and someone left the message on that
little silver tray in the front hall of the Castle...

<annoyed>

..... but then towse sneaked in, read it, and pitched it into the moat!
HOW RUDE! I'll bet it was about a VAST INHERITANCE for me!

<pouting>

Hey! Do we have an ouija board in the (Official) MW Games Room? I'm
gonna ask if I gots a VAST INHERITANCE! This'll do:

http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/hasko.html

<click!>

"Don't look so surprised--you knew I'd say yes."

Well, ALRIGHTY!!!

--
Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW and
Sole Heir to the VAST FORTUNE
of great-aunt Catherine!
(NEENER!)

"I disrespect Towse all the time. "

- Leslie Harder/Holly/Gladys as "Lark" in MW
.

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