Re: Hello again

<(delicately) nibbling on tasty carrot stick>

Mr. boots wrote:

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If there's anything I am, it's morbidly curious.

Are you, like, a *shade* of yellow? A tint? [1]

Welcome. Fresh meat is always welcome,

Fillet Mignon, medium rare, baked potato with heaps of (Real) butter,
and... the creamed spinach, thenk yew. May I see the wine menu?

but stay off the table;

YEAH!

it's okay to dance on the table of course,

<CHOKE!> <coughing up carrot bits> summabitch!

<most annoyed>

Belay that invitation! What the heck do ya think yer doin', Mr. boots?
Haven't ya read the (Official) MW Rules? Only Petite Two-Foot-Two Peeps
have leave to scamper about on the tables!

If you Tall Folk get up there, you'll wreck me loverly furniture!
Dammit! That's *quarter sawn oak*!

but you should still stay off the menu. If possible.

<eye roll>

I'm so upset that I'm going to have to have a lie down.
NAP TIME! Where's my Blankie?!

--
Sylvia <--- the Supreme Ruler of MW

[1] It's Obscure Reference Week in MW!

Max: "Rise and shine, Professor."

Professor Fate: "You rise! You shine!"

- "The Great Race"
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