Re: Geno's great dilemia (even if he can't spell it)

On 27 Jan 2007 17:51:59 -0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card" and
"Koolchicki@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" <john.kulczycki@xxxxxxxxxxxx> instead
replied:

Very Busy Guy wrote:
A visit to my financial planner last week left me twisting in the wind.

He and my good wife have teamed up against me--and for good reason.
Actually, the estate/retirement planning is for her benefit and not mine
because I am 13 years her senior; and if insurance actuaries can be trusted,
she will outlive me by at least 15 years. So, the three of us sat down and
reevaluated our plan, and determined that she would need an additional
$75,000 to be contributed into her long-term retirement plan over the next
two years if I wanted her to live into her silver years totally without lack
or fear of indigency. Of course, that is my intent, so I bit the bullet
and said I would make every attempt possible to see that the additonal
amount is inserted into the retirement annuity for her benefit. It is an
act of love.

But here's why I'm twisting in the wind: My current earnings are confined
to the modest emolument associated with social benevolence--for which we
conservative Americans are famous. But now that it's *nut-cutting time*, I
need to buckle down and earn some hard cash these last two years before she
reaches retirement age and will leave her well-paying corporate position to
become a social security pensioner as FDR intended (Of course, Bill DNA
Clinton came along six decades later and tacked an income tax onto the
social security payment, but that's just what perfidious liberal democrats
do.)

I need to earn additional money in order to off-set Clinton's tax. Thank
you Bill. When I get to Heaven I'll cast my vote to cut your daily water
ration in hell.

So, I need to come up with a job. --A real job that pays actual cash and
not just the goody-goody, kissy-kissy feeling that comes with helping out
the ungrateful dregs of ethnicity that take up space in today's economy and
suck up social dollars like they are red soda pops and Moon Pies.

I have a couple of irons in the fire, neither or which require much
sweat-o'-the-brow. And, if either of them comes through I will be a better
man for it.

Of course, I'll still do things for the YMCA, as it is a Christian
organization with a dedication to community service that exceeds its
namesake.

Thank you for you attention. And I hate liberalism.

Very (much busier) Guy

Start working construction. All that working out must have made you
qualified for ditch digging. Just get some honest work boots, a good
shovel ( I think you may have one already) and a hard hat.

You'll save on gym fees. It'll keep you off the internet, and you'll
feel good about doing honest work for a change.

And you'll be keeping one Mexican out of America.

What more could you ask for?

Keeping a Canadian out.
--
Ray
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