Re: Note


"RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Handheld" <siregeno@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Handheld" <siregeno@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Well well well. What a nice person you are to share your feelings
with
all
of us in this way. I can't believe that you take this newsgroup so
seriously that you carelessly besmirch your own dubious reputation
by
posting a personal communiqué from an admiring newsgroup colleague.
Surely
there is more in your life than this screen-to-screen bantering.
How
shallow.

And how can you say such bad things about Ray? He's a genius; and
why
should the fact that I admire his kick-*** ability make me a
villain
in
your eyes? Hell, he kicks your *** so easy that it's like shooting
fish
in
a barrel. You shouldn't be mad at me just because he always wins.

He's an American. Of course, he wins. Not even I could out-do him.

But, in spite of my comedic promise in my equally comedic e-mail
outreach
across the water, I will not tell Ray that you are a ***. Neither
will
I
tell him how you tongue-kissed the little Asian guy. That will
remain
a
secret between you, me and the ladyboy)

However, I will say that I still enjoy your "online (boring)
literary
contributions". They're good. Keep it up.

--Your colleague (but you misspelled offense), Hand Held.


"RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Let me help you with this, Geno. I communicate in email
with people I choose. No offence, but you're not one
of those people. Your stupid friend is definitely not one
of them. You can take your "comedic" way of saying
hello and shove it up your arse. I can understand why you
want to be my friend, but I'm afraid I'm oversubscribed.
You're a dear old chap, and I feel for you, you try so terribly
hard. But I regret, pity is not enough for me to include you
in my list of mw correspondents. Do keep trying in mw - but
keep the *** out of my mailbox.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Gene Royer" <sirgeno@xxxxxxx>
To: "RJM" <scratch.pad@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 8:20 PM
Subject: Re: Dog


If you breathe a word to anyone that I communicated with you
via
e-mail
I
will deny it and imply that you are a ***. In fact, I will
tell
Ray
that
we
shared an Asian lady boy. No, not really. This is just my
comedic
way
of
saying hello.

Point is--your and my online (boring) literary
contributions--tread
down
the
same drab path of interesting stuff that ordinary lives of
ordinary
geniuses
like me and you (if you dare ignore the similarity) seem to
possess
and
everyone else claims to loathe. They don't loathe it, of
course
because
it's good stuff, and they know it; and that's why we continue
to
*shtick*
it--a term you recently used to describe my kind of online
persona.

For that reason, I'm in no one's killfile lest they risk
missing
a
button
being pushed or a well- turned, double-meaning phrase being
uttered
to
raise
their ire. Those opposed to my *radical* narrow-minded
attitude
love
to
be
irritated, and I seldom disappoint them. Or at least I try not
to--even
if
I have to stretch it a bit.

And I sense that you thrive on the same kind of...(I can't
think
of
a
suitable word) as I, as you seem to drag them in like a
fisherman
of
men.
BTW, Ray's not such a bad bloke, he just loves to interface on
a
level
that
is absolutely impossible to out-do. Really. It really is.
That's
his
*shtick*. It is like an unending ball of yarn. I love to
watch
him
at
work
because it's like trying to get the best of my 12-year old
granddaughter.
She is unbeatable in debate because she's on a level to which I
can't
attain.

Anyway, cheers to you--as they say across the pond and down
under
as
well.
I enjoy reading your
"online (boring) literary contributions" <g>. It's good.
Keep
it
up.

Destroy this message.

--Geno

Oh, by the way. I'm flying to London in early October. Care to meet
and
chat over a pint of something pubbish? Mebbe we can do a cell phone
hook-up with Ray and Steve Pritchard. Those two are fast friends.
I'm
sure
Lutz would be delighted to join in, too. He loves the British, as do
I.

Don't be embarrassed to decline.

--Cheers<I just love that>Hand Held


Mate? Take a break, you're beginning to sound hysterical.



("Mate". He called me "mate". Isn't that sweet?)

After all the name calling and silly posturing you did, you can forget
trying to chum up.

--Hand Held


Get over it, Stupid Gene, it will all be forgotten.

Sooner rather than later if you shut the *** up
wittering on about it.

Goodnight.


Hey, what happened to "mate"?


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