Re: Want to be poor?

boots wrote:
"Stan (the Man)" <skNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

boots wrote:
"Stan (the Man)" <skNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Buy a boat. Haven't even picked up the damned thing yet and I'm bleeding money.
Look at the positive side Stan, you are preparing for a life of
adventure! You will be able to use your gun collection to fight off
pirates!
I think that's what the rocket launchers are for.

Is it made of that ferrocrete stuff, or is it a reg'lar wooden hull?
Don't confuse me. I'm still figuring out the pointy end from the flat end. And, something about a "bilge," which, oddly, reminds me of this place.

I love the way boats empty the shitter into the ocean, it's so
ecologically sound to feed the itty fishies.

When anyone asks where the crapper is, I simply wave my arm in the direction of the surrounding ocean. Automagic flush, too.

So is this a retirement preparation thingy? Are you going to live on
it fulltime, or is it simply a badge of your excessive affluence?

Retirement? Pffft! Who can afford to retire now? Four bucks a gallon and an 85-gallon tank. I'll be knocking over 7-11s just to leave the dock.

--
Stan
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