Re: Lovely day

"Alan Hope" <not.alan.hope@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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J.V.Ashby goes:

RJM wrote:
"Alan Hope" <not.alan.hope@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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J.V.Ashby goes:
Alan Hope wrote:
RJM goes:

I'm in my leathers, silk underwear and all - it's a bright,
sunny day, and I'm going for a ride.

You're a fool to yourself. You know what happened the last time you
went out without wrapping up warm.

First he blogs about her, now he's channeling her.

john (you know where to go to find out who)

She had a very Alan Bennettesque line in her Brief History second
series which started on Tuesday (as you'll know, if you're reading
the blog) but I've forgotten what it was. It'll come back to me.

You mean Betty, shirley - "That's why they call it Mecca"?
No, no, Gordon, I'm thinking of Gordon. As you were.

Did you do the three-hour marathon?

Resist the urge Ashby. Spoil it, mate, girl works best in half hour
savoured doses. Just me, mind.

She worked best for me in thirty second bursts (much like your good
self), sitting next to Alan Coren. But even that palled after a while.

I'll take that as a 'no' then, shall I?


Course it is, wouldn't be seen dead with the likes of us,
wears his shirt inside his Y Fronts, innit. I'm shunning him.




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