Re: Twee me up, Snotty

RJM goes:

It's hilarious. Exactly what Linda Smith took the piss out of,
the Radio 4 UberZuhorer. Poor colonials, "Huh?" "What the
***?" "Jeremy Who?" "Desert Island Records?" "Unnngg?"
***! Never mind them, I missed Giles Wemmbley Hogg!!
What could I possibly have been doing at the sacred hour?
Oh my god! Wimbledon, I was watching Wimbledon, there
I've said it, oh the shame, and Friday's looking good, if only
The Now Show was still on I could miss that no bother those
Radio 2 types, sullying our airwaves, Bolton shall hear of this,
and I'm complaining about Humphreys while I'm at it. I mean,
what's that about? He's a compere now? I'm sorry, I haven't
a clue, what intelligent speech, bubwbwbwbwbw, oh god it's
all too much AND NOW I'VE GOT DIGITAL RADIO! Oh
god I can't stand it, look at the time, it's hours to the Shipping
Forecast and the beginning of the end of the world news, the
book of the week in 1984 actually. Burgess hated the Home
Service, and Alistair Cooke, I shouldn't wonder. Book of the
Week this week the colonials will be pleased to hear, is his, oh
god "is his" I nearly swallowed my foot, Relentless Journey, the
story of one man's boring on and on until not even death about
how he discovered America ah that's better the World Tonight.
Dear old Bob Geldoff, "There's the good, there's the OK, and
there's the ugly," all over the country Radio 4 listeners are going
tsk tsk tut tut mmm tut tut mmm feller's a tramp, but good show,
means well, mmm, Irish, clearly, still, mmmmm Horlicks Dear?

I'm sometimes surprised at the extent to which we hold the same views.
Especially what with you being a ... you know.

And there's me, meanwhile. Well. Let's say you wouldn't expect much
crossover, I believe the young people call it.


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