Re: Rising dump

Morning all.

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Even your bowels are boring.

Yours aren't?

Mine are not being verbosely reported about, yours are. Gods help
the man who figures out the why of it.

"Verbosely reported about", my goodness. There's me
thinking I uploaded a couple of paragraphs from my
jottings for the enjoyment of those readers who choose
to open my posts.

Even "a couple of paragraphs" about your bowels qualifies as
"verbose".


If you think so, I'm sorry, but sadly, your urge to censor this
open forum is misconceived. And not a little ridiculous. Which
is nice.


I have a feeling my posts are not
to your taste.

I find your posts delightful, almost every one has something within it
that can be pissed upon.


You are certainly pissing on almost every one with uncommon
zeal. The attraction of open forums in this medium is that anyone
can piss on anyone else. Even a loser like you can piss on the
object of your tragic obsession, and of course I welcome your
piddling contributions.


Yet here you are, once more complaining
about the content of another one of them.

It's what we do, at Christmas time we get the ***. Of course you
won't recognize that, but nevermind, should our tastes collide the
atomic structure of the universe would be severely threatened


It took a moment or two to penetrate your incoherence, and I'm
still pondering the mystery of "the ***". I gather you're telling us
that your obsession is uncontrollable, only relieved at Christmas
when "we" get "the ***". I'm sorry I suggested that your bowels
are boring. Clearly they bring you annual joy unconfined. I'm not
as familiar with atomic structure as some are here but I can't help
agreeing with you. Your taste is unlikely to come within a million
miles of mine so we may be absolutely certain the universe is safe.


You appear
to be suffering one of the most severe cases of obsession
the ng has witnessed in some time. Your obsession with
*me* is understandable, I am a MIGS with a long history of
controversial posting, after all. Your obsession with the
contents of my every post, and now it seems with the contents
of my bowels, is slightly more worrying. Worse, no longer
satisfied with officious scrutiny of my humble posts, you have
now taken it upon yourself to perform the duties of MW
gatekeeper and petty censor at large. I'm sure we will all
sleep soundly in our beds knowing that a semiliterate
witless jerk is patrolling our borders asking the important
questions -

Misconstrued misconception from the misguided, you have nothing even
close to correct except the part about "semiliterate witless jerk" and
considering the environment even that is a relative matter.


I'm pleased to have hit one nail squarely on the head, then.


"Do you lend money or provide free blowjobs? No? *** off then."

Goodnight.

No doubt it will be an excellent night, and I look forward with great
anticipation to reading about your prostate problems tomorrow morning;
dot every i and cross every t and you may avoid the spatter of
pee-pee.

Oh dear, you're back in threatening mode, we note. Mate, you may
spatter pee-pee as much as you like, I can't prevent you . . . well, I
can take the opportunities to write your sorry ass into the dirt, dotting
some is and crossing some ts (rejecting your advice to tell not show)
but that's neither cliche nor aphorism (geddit?). No, you don't. Ever.
As for my prostate, you'll have to search the archive. I posted a rather
touching description of Doc Cullen poking a finger up my arse with
unseemly relish days after I thrashed him on the squash court, but I
don't know how to point you to it. Since you ask, my prostate requires
10mg alfuzosin hydrochloride in sustained release formulation taken
one daily 24/7. Works a treat, I'm no longer woken three times a night
by the need to pee-pee. Perhaps you should consult your GP about
your pee-pee problem, though I wouldn't mention that you do it in public,
if I were you. You'd be referred in a trice. No, better you let it all out
in the group. We're here for you, Stupid ***, really.




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