[HACKING] Stop It! I Am <most annoyed>

'K, when I realized that I was seein' less and less post through my
news server than I could when I double-checked on Google Groups, first I
thought the AnswerBot (tm) had taken to [PLONK]ing peeps at random. Not
a bad idea, I've had a lot of Important Bidness to deal with anyway.

Then, for a couple of days, my news reader would say, "Lookit there are
posts--no, there ain't!" Today there were no posts at all, not even just
LIAR LIAR LIAR body-less subject lines. None. El Zilch-o. So, I stopped
and

<considered>

whether or not, 'cause I got

<very peeved!>,

I may have had everyone really executed this time. But, as I am more apt
to be

<most interested>

in enjoyin' a fine breakfast rather than attending to carryin' out DIE
AT DAWN sentences, I thought not. So, I kicked my news server again.
And, [WHACK!]ed it a few times,even. Then, I threatened to sentence IT
to DIE AT DAWN!

And, now I can see posts again!

<pleased>

But, I got BIDNESS, so no more time to read them and attend to my
Supreme Ruler-in' at the moment.

SO, whichever of you peeps has been HACKIN' into my news server, IT
AIN'T FUNNY! STOP IT! Or,

<clicking button on Thunder SFx Remote Control thingie>

YOU DIE AT DAWN!

And, I really, really mean it this time.


Sincerely,

Yr. Supreme Ruler
.