Re: What's that she said?!

Shazam! No reason, it's just magic. So Grace <graceoffers@xxxxxxxxx>
said:

>Ivor Longhorn wrote:
>> Shazam! No reason, it's just magic. So "Grace" <graceoffers@xxxxxxxxx>
>> said:
>>
>>
>>>"Ivor Longhorn" <longhornster@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>news:03k3m1hr0ai8cen6h9mbof5hgib4vl1ruo@xxxxxxxxxx
>>>
>>>>Shazam! No reason, it's just magic. So gekko
>>>><gekko@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Here are some of the interesting bits and selected pieces of what
>>>>>Ivor Longhorn <longhornster@xxxxxxxxx> wrote misc.writing saying:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Shazam! No reason, it's just magic. So "Stan (the Man)"
>>>>>><skNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>chris_tine49@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Fluffy Dog XX1 wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A 15 year old daughter is a woman in waiting and a tigress
>>>>>>>>>beginning to roar.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>This one isn't waiting and has been roaring for years.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You must never say smarmy* or potentially smarmy** things to
>>>>>>>>people about their daughters. They may kill you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*People who are publicly horny can be shot on sight for even
>>>>>>>>vague and implicit offenses. Or for no particular reason at all.
>>>>>>>>Ask Stan.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>**ANYTHING you say that alludes to a daughter's sexuality or
>>>>>>>>gender is smarmy. Ask Stan.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What she said.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Daughter's sexuality"?
>>>>>
>>>>>Sensuality?
>>>>
>>>>Aaaaaarrrrggghhh. No. They don't have that either.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Tell that to my daughter.
>>
>>
>> Is she nicelooking?
>
>What do you think?
>

I dunno. Do you have nude jpegs?

>>
>>
>>>Sexuality or sensuality. LOL! But you have a few
>>>years yet to keep pretending.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Pretending? Practise my boxing, you mean.
>
>LOL. Uh huh. Is it just that fathers know how men think that they feel
>this way or is there something else to it?

I was 16 once. Nuff said.

> I have found it a joy to
>watch my daughter come into her womanhood. She and I have had some
>wonderful discussions, and I hope she finds her way much pleasanter than
>I found mine.
>

DISCUSSIONS!!? Sweet Jaysus, woman, that's obscene.


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