Re: [YO HO HO] It's the VamPirate's Life (After Death) for Me
Sylvia wrote:
'K, so I attended the dance studio's Big Halloween Bash last night just
to have an excuse to make and wear a new costume. I couldn't decide
between vampire and pirate, so I went as VamPirate of the Caribbean.
Things I Discovered at the Big Halloween Bash:
1) Captain Jack Sparrow prolly braided those decorative thingies into
his long hair to keep it weighed down and out of his way during his
spins and double turns.
2) How to braid decorative thingies into the long hair of a wig in a
hurry.
3) Darth Vader can lead a Two-Step, Country Western Polka, and Western
Waltz rather nicely for a Galactic Terror with heavy boots.
4) Sometimes when Death comes for you, it's just to take you out onto
the dance floor.
5) Less-than-clever people can mistake VamPirates for hippies, gypsies,
and Apaches.
6) If all of the good Halloween make-up has sold out, you can buy a 99
cent blue eyeliner pencil to create the illusion of vampire-esque
hollows on your cheeks and around your eyes. It also makes a good base
for your blood red lipstick.
7) If you forget to re-cap your 99 cent blue eyeliner before you toss
it into your boot bag it can make a mess.
8) People dressed as milk cartons and deviled eggs get complimented on
their costumes, but no one asks them to dance.
9) Old hippies really don't die--they hang out by the refreshment
tables.
10) VamPirates of the Caribbean are welcome to have breakfast at all
night diners in Houston.
Arrrrrr!
<chortle!>
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Sylvia <--- Supreme VamPirate Ruler of MW and the Caribbean
Sounds like you are:
"Vamp; Iratete", right now.
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