[Geno's] Geno's Cats (Stan Disregard)

My cats failed to reset the clocks in their little bellies last night and
dutifully woke me up an hour early. It was okay because I had to get up and
pee anyway; but what really galled them was when I went back to bed.

Tommy, my 15 year old, is the only one who has actually learned to
communicate in English. He called me a lazy redneck and said he wished he
had a thumb so he could work the can opener. You remember that little
arrogant *** from my virtual RV trips.

The others just stood around and bitched until Mrs Catmandu gave in. She
spooned up some tuna for the squad and brought me a cuppa. Today is the
last day of her vacation, which means that we can no longer be
"spontaneous"--as the ads say on TV.

BTW, yesterday's trip to the vet for the two kittens was successful. My vet
is an expert at handling recalcitrant household pets, and he and his
assistant escaped unscathed. The kittens weighed in at 6.6 pounds each, and
both were a bit lethargic over the course of the day because of the shots.
Humans get that way too. You liberals, don't forget to take your flu shot
this year or you might not catch it. (Flu shots are a liberal contrivance
and a sure way to get infected).

Isn't this an interesting message? Be sure and tell Stan.

--Catmandu



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