Re: In other news

RJM goes:

>Airship disappears! Tendring resident Mr Arjay Maundering
>returned home to his main property, a four bedroom converted
>farm house (gravelled drive, half acre garden to rear, gazebo,
>landscaped one hole pitch and putt, views over open fields) to
>find his airship missing.

>"I had it tethered to the cast iron garden table on the patio," Mr
>Maundering said, adding, "I learnt knots in the Sea Cadets."

>Your reporter can confirm that a length of household twine was
>attached to the umbrella pole, trailing from the table in a westerly
>direction towards open farmland.

>"It must have been stolen," Mr Maundering said, "because it was
>ballasted to eight feet, you'd see it if it had got loose, caught up
>in the trees or up against the fence."

>Police have been informed but so far the mystery remains unsolved.
>Mr Maundering has vowed to observe the skies over neighbouring
>properties from his spare bedroom where he keeps a high powered
>telescope.

I'd go looking over Zummerzet. Or Devon or whatever.

They often make their way home, amazingly enough.



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