Re: Just something I stumbled on....
On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:13:16 -0600, Bill <none@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
When God Made Truck Drivers
When the Lord was creating Truck Drivers, he was into his
sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said,
"You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order?"
I want everyone to stand up, and shout as loud as they can 10 times,
"AMEN!"
Bless you kind sir.
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Relevant Pages
- "BE AN ANGEL"
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