Re: A post from the future!!!

Skateboard'n wrote:
It is with great pleasure that we are able to announce that Roger "Sybil" Wittekind took his own life today in one final attempt to get a sliver of attention in his poor pathetic psychotic life.

"Sybil", as he was reffered to on the internet due to his constant need to change names in a cry for attention, was found alone early this mourning. The body was noticed in the glow of a computer monitor hunched over on the keyboard with a fake Commercial Drivers License in one hand & a small matchbox tractor trailer in the other hand. "Sybill" was found wearing a large pair of female panties with "Spank Me" printed on the rear & a large red feather boa around his neck.

First reports indicate that "Sybil" might have gotten into an internet argument with himself & it esculated from there. It hasn't been made public as of yet as to what this self destrucing arguement was about, but this reporter has a good idea. "Sybill" has spent the last several years of his lonely life fantisizing about someday becoming a real life truck driver & stalking internet users.




Did it make it in to "The Onion" ?

It should
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