Re: book on truckers (Nada wanna)

Kyu Saka*** - 100 Footer Club Member wrote:

okay 100 feet - your 25% Lying percentage = 75 Feet, which is about right for a KW-900-L and a 53' Trailer... Congrats Saka***, you finally graduated from milk trucks.

When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
the road.  You
.. . . . .

I'll let you finish that. ;-)

You... Lie about it constantly, Add a few years experience to your actual exp. Scare the crap out of every motorist that tries to share the road with you, and, with luck, die in a ball of fire with no one else involved.


> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road.  You
> .. . . . .
>
> I'll let you finish that.  ;-)

Take both lanes, the shoulder, and end up in the ditch cuz you spend more time looking through the camera then you looking out the windshield


> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road. You
> .. . . . .
>
are actually only pulling your 3 incher 400 Times, yelling the name "Richard" Over and Over again.


> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road. You
> .. . . . .
>
Piss off every motorist on the road because your name is Roger, and you have once again stopped in the middle of the road because you "got scared".

> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road.  You
> .. . . . .
>
don't think.... period.

> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road. You
> .. . . . .
>
realize that you need a new ruler, because the numbering system is based on the same on that Roger used to calculate experience (1 = 2.5415500815412)

> When you pull your first 100 footer, you don't think you own
> the road.  You
> .. . . . .
>
Can't shut up about all the escorts that you hire.
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And Finally

> When a professional pulls their first 100 footer,
> you don't think you own the road. You
> .. . . . .
have simply done something that Roger, the wannabe, will once again wish he could do.


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