Survival fishing

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I
ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake
without incident,
and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake, with two frogs in his mouth.
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