Re: so you think you can break into my cheap $90 gun locker,eh?

What kind of gun locker is it? Brand and model number?


misterfact@xxxxxxxxx <misterfact@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I'll let you into my home. You've got more time to empty my cheap
locker than any burglar would EVER have after my alarm or the
neighbors alert the police ; you've got 30 MINUTES!
First- you got to find my locker (filled with 500lbs of bags of
stones), lag bolted to the floor and wall studs and containing $3000
in valuables.

I guarantee, IF you find it, your crowbar is useless! (no room to use
it and the crowbar won't fit into the door space!) The stones will
break your worthless power saw's blade.


It'll cost you $500 to try. You'll put up a big security deposit to
pay for any damages to my house. You'll pay damages- ONLY IF YOU FAIL
TO OPEN THE LOCKER! You open it within 30 minutes-forget paying any
damage!


If you open the locker and get it's contents in the 30 minutes- you've
won! Fat chance!


You think you'll make $2500 in thirty minutes ($3000 less $500)- you
think WRONG!


No burglar can get past my neighbors, alarm system and the police with
a fork lift- so forget the forklift! Besides- you probably can't
afford to pay forklift damages-let alone rent a forklift!.


After 30 minutes you'll have nothing to say but- #@**# !

Those few of you who bought a $1000 safe: you wasted your money!

You could have done the job for $90 !


misterfact@xxxxxxxxx

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