Re: Bush's crap

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:57:07 -0700, Winston Smith
<bogus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

http://waynemadsenreport.com/

July 4, 2006 -- Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According
to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with
special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna.
Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to
Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US
Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit
received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House
"toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's
personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned
about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the
president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's
feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States
in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a
sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste
material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such
extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

Could be that the material is housed with other *** at Skull and
Bones Hdqrs to be used in future worship ceremonies.



In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders
to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence
operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the
medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state
secrets." The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against
Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb.
1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian
counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led
not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes
and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual
medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in
1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to
collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently,
the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan
President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited
Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at
Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the
United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it.
Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in
1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food
tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied
on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

also:
<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536.html>

I suppose that when you are the most despised person on the
planet you have reason for concern.


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