Re: thump in the night

On Sat, 08 Apr 2006 13:54:01 -0700, Pope Secola IV
<Supreme_Pontif@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Bob Brock wrote:
On Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:06:50 GMT, "Stormin Mormon"
<cayoung61-#spamblock*-@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


It is 3 AM, and the kids are fast asleep. A crash of glass is heard

from the downstairs, and then muted voices speaking Mexican. Your wife

kicks you awake, and honey I'm sure there is someone down stairs.

What to do?


Arm yourself, call the police, get everyone together in one room and
make a little noise. Most intruders avoid confrontation. No amount
of property is worth dying or killing for.

If you aren't willing to kill for property you will never have any
property. Coming on my ranch and trying to steal a cow (I don't give a
fuck if you are starving), will get you a bullet and a burial. Thats a
fact.

I've never thought about coming to your ranch and stealing your cow.
What makes you think that I have? Now, if I found your cow in my
garden, I'd shoot it, but I probably wouldn't shoot you.

.

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