Re: Oh My God - They Killed Bubba

pshafter@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
There are a lot of inbred redneck hics in my area. They trespass on
everyone's land and shoot their guns whereever they please, leaving a
trail of empty beer cans behind them. I've had the law enforcement
here several times in the past years because of these idiots. I dont
think any of them ever get arrested, but they get their hands slapped
and eventually get the message into their half dead brains. The other
night just at dusk, there were shots being fired just below my farm in
the neighbors CRP land. I could not tell exactly where they were, but
I knew approximately from the sound of the shots. After about 3 shots
I waited for their next shot, and as soon as they fired, I yelled at
the top of my lungs "Oh My God - They Killed Bubba". If you watch
"South Park" you know where I got that from, except it's Bubba (a
typical redneck name), not Kenny. As soon as I yelled that out, the
firing stopped. I got a good laugh out of that.....

Years ago I was working on a job site surrounded by state forest
game lands. During deer season we wore the brightest colors we
owned and were continually thankful that the area only allowed
deer hunting with punkin' ball shotguns because it often sounded
like the gunfight at the OK corral. I used to do much the same
thing as you only I would start with a scream and follow up with
"I'm hit!"


I was thinking of writing a fake obituary for Bubba and putting it in
the paper, with the words "Shot in woods by unknown shooter at
*location*, $10,000 reward offerred", and hoped that these idiots
would crap in the pants from fear, and move out of state. That's when
I realized that rednecks can't read.......

Oh well, maybe they'll move anyhow..... I hope so....

Phil


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