Re: We're Saved!

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:04:23 -0600, R|ck <none@xxxxxxx> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:03:04 -0500, Buzz wrote:

Thank you, President Obama. Thank you for saving the earth! This is
truly change I can believe in.


In celebration we are having a bon fire tonight. The pile is 15 feet high
with over 120 trees all from the damage done by the ice storm last year.

We expect the fire will probably burn for 20 hours or so.

Tsk, tsk. In order to offset the carbon footprint of such a
celebration, you will need to purchase and transfer slips of paper
through the exchange set up by algore to a less fortunate country in
order to prevent any damage to our earth. If everyone in attendance is
wearing a ribbon signifying that they care about our Mother Earth, you
get a 10% discount.

What an enlightened time we live in! How wonderful we are to have
discovered that carbon, the very essence of life, the building block
of life, a part of our very breath, is also the death of every living
thing!
--

"Kevin and I will keep them out somehow ...even if we have to redefine what the peer-review
literature is!" - CRU Director, Phil Jones, in an E-Mail regarding how to keep academic work
that questions the link between human activities and global warming out of the (formerly)
prestigious IPCC report.
.

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