Rosie & Elisabeth R Us



by Jim David

Rosie and Elisabeth's latest, and most lethal, "The View" smackdown,
resulting in hurt feelings, endless YouTube plays and Rosie's heading
for the hills, was riveting TV not just because of the spectacle of
two physical and political polar opposite females airing their female
trouble. It wasn't just Tugboat Annie running roughshod over Miss New
Jersey. It was the current American argument in microcosm: liberal vs.
conservative, traditional vs. secular, Democrat vs. Republican, one
version of the truth vs. another. It was every verbal joust between
political opponents at every protest rally. We all substituted
discussing for screaming long ago.

Granted, not all of us are rich TV personalities who are able to
comfortably segue from a screaming rant into a cat food commercial.
But how many times have you gotten into a political or social argument
with a foe only to have it get ugly and emotional in 2 minutes? Here's
a typical exchange:

LIBERAL: George Bush has destroyed everything that makes our country
great and led us into a mess we may never get out of.
CONSERVATIVE: Why do you hate America?
LIBERAL: I love America, which is why I'm so distressed at what's
happened to it.
CONSERVATIVE: It's because of people like you that we're in the state
we're in. You would be happy if we were all speaking Arabic.
LIBERAL: You're delusional.
CONSERVATIVE: You're a traitor.
LIBERAL: You're fat.

American liberals and conservatives have become as compatible as
Sunnis and Shiites, and the blame lays primarily at the feet of TV
know-it-alls who turn the tiniest detail into a character
assassination, just so they can play "Gotcha!" This infects the
broader populace who, after watching these bloviating bimbos, suddenly
thinks they're a pundit, too, and channels them in their arguments. No
one seems interested in reasoned discussion and actually solving a
problem. Everyone just wants to win. That's the American way, right?

What happened on "The View" with Rosie and Liz got a lot of ink
because it happened on a daytime women's show formerly best known for
celebrity interviews and cooking, as well as the entertaining
spectacle of women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, like getting
stoned and watching "The Hours." But it's nothing compared to what
goes on nightly on "Hannity & Colmes" or "The O'Reilly Factor." Those
shows without name-calling and shouting would be like a porn movie
without sex, yet they get less attention than The View because most of
the time it's just a bunch of guys doing what guys do -- beating their
chests, harrumphing and marking their territory, desperate to prove
themselves right and their opponents wrong whatever the cost.

I would pay money to watch an exchange like this:

SEAN HANNITY: Don't you want America to win this war?
DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN: Yes, I do, and here's my proposal.
HANNITY: Hey, that's an interesting proposal.
REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN: Let me see that. Wait, this will never work.
DEMOCRAT: Well, what if we took this out, and this, and then put in
what you had mentioned before? That way both sides would get
something, the war would be over and we could all go home.
REPUBLICAN: OK, I could do that.
DEMOCRAT: Cool. Let's go play golf.
HANNITY: We'll be right back.

Well, I can dream.
.



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