Have y'all heard this one?



A college creative writing class was assigned this topic:

Write a short story using as few words as possible that contain these three
subjects: (1) Religion, (2) Sexuality, and (3) Mystery. Grade to be
assigned on length of the story.

An A+ grade, and the only one, read: "Dear Lord, I'm pregnant; I wonder who
did it?"

Ken Bland


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