...Texas Delicacy
- From: trudogg <trudogg@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:25:18 -0500
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful. He
asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied,
"Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from
the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll
have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only
one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning.
If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy
for tomorrow" The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was
served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than
the ones I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ...
sometimes the bull wins."
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