Re: Bush Loyalty Quiz

On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:04:38 -0400, trudogg <trudogg@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>Q: What statement best describes your opinion of George W. Bush?
>
XX>He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime
President
>He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas
>He's an arrogant liar hell-bent on world domination
>He's a faithful servant of God
>He's a faithful servant of *** Cheney
>
>Q: The biggest mistake Bush ever made was ___?
>
>Trading Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox
>Waging an ill-conceived, unnecessary war based on lies
>Prancing around an aircraft carrier in a flight costume and
>prematurely declaring "Mission Accomplished"
>Going AWOL from the National Guard
xx>He has never made a mistake
>
>Q: Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
>
xx>Agree
>Disagree
>
>Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
>
xx>Bush/Cheney '04: Leadership, Integrity, Morality
>Bush/Cheney '04: This Time, Elect Us!
>Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars
>Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse
>Bush/Cheney '04: Vote Nader
>George W. Bush: Master of Strategery
>George W. Bush: President for Life
>
>Q: Complete the following statement: George W. Bush belongs ___?
>
xx>On Mount Rushmore
>In Jail
>Back in Crawford, Texas
>To Jesus
>
>Q: What has been the most defining moment of Bush's presidency?
>
>Standing amid the rubble of Ground Zero and addressing firefighters
>with a megaphone
xx>His triumphant landing on the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln
>His surprise Thanksgiving visit to Baghdad
>Choking on a pretzel
>Continuing to read "My Pet Goat" to schoolchildren for a full seven
>minutes after being informed that a second plane had crashed into the
>World Trade Center
>
>Q: What label best describes Bush?
>
>Compassionate Conservative
>Miserable Failure
xx>Warrior President
>Dim Son
>Reagan's Heir
>Smirking Chimp
>Fossil Fool
>Our Lord and Savior
>Deserter
>
>Q: Complete the following statement. George W. Bush won the 2000
>election because ___?
>
>Voters embraced his strong leadership and philosophy of compassionate
>conservatism
>The Supreme Court embraced his strong leadership and philosophy of
>compassionate conservatism
>His brother Jeb and Katherine Harris rigged the vote and orchestrated
>a coup
xx>The sore losers in the Democratic party were unsuccessful in their
>attempts to steal the vote in Florida
>God chose him to be president
>
>Q: What's the best explanation for the failure to find WMD in Iraq?
>
>Bush lied to the American people
>Bush was misled by faulty intelligence
>It's Clinton's fault
>Donald Rumsfeld forgot where he planted the WMD
xx>The WMD will eventually be found
>
>Q: Complete the following statement. If George W. Bush wins the
>election ___?
>
xx>I'm going to dance on my roof naked
>I'm moving to Canada
>I'm going to thank Jesus
>I'm going to thank Ralph Nader
>You can kiss Iran, Syria, and North Korea goodbye
>The terrorists will have won
>
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